Chabby D

Super fucking gross. I hope terrible shit happens to them, and I’m sorry you have to deal with this.

Same, while also understanding that I’m smart and funny and attractive. That doesn’t matter, still get very confused about it.

You’re not truly liberated until you start appreciating sensible undergarments

Yassssss!

Now that my nervous system isn’t constantly shitting itself I have so much more room for activities

Good ole object permanence, I forget people exists all the time

I’m quick sometimes, in spite of these knees!

I’m pretty smart for a dumb guy

Limerence

I accept these terms

My one hope for this weekend is that Hutchinson hits Mahomes so hard his teeth rattle

I’m a Vikings guy myself, but I can get down with this.

As an unofficial toast connoisseur, I can say with certainty that sour dough toast is the best toast.

Probably because fear and those horrors create dopamine, and there is a lot of fear and horror right now so in a way it’s regulating. Stupid brain chemistry.

I'm watching a documentary on Hurricane Katrina because there aren't enough horrors for me to focus on right now

My first reaction when I heard about the purple party was fuck off and now that I’ve had some time to think about it, fuck off

Diet Coke tastes like a headache.

People should quit ragging on Erica Kirk for being so happy her husband is dead, if I were her I’d be happy too except I’d be happy in a new beach house.

Every yt person I've ever heard screaming about "woke" has never once used the term correctly. In fact they've continually reinforced the ACTUAL meaning of it with their bigoted behavior. Exactly the same goes for CRT. Condemning and dismantling of it PROVES it's merit.

I'm so tired.

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

I like to add a judgmental stare when I run into them in public.

It's ok to stop talking to your racist family

Hyper-independent because I'm the first daughter

I’m replacing cowbell with butthole.

I strongly encourage giving up on people.

Would any of us really be surprised if we cut into the center of this authoritarian regime and it turns out to be cake?

🎶 she’s some kind of wonderful, yes she is 🎶

I’m guessing because it’s timelessly relevant in a society of emotional eight year olds.

Literally one of the best things you can do, both for the people you’ve hurt and for yourself. There is certainly a shortage of them

I got a scammer suspended. Please clap