Chabby D

Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

I know

Why do I not have 5k follower? Because I’m flaky and weird? Ok I can accept that.

Is good to make friends. It’s also good to go to a doctor more than once every 10 years but I’m not doing that either.

Are you fucking kidding me? How does the funniest person on here not have 5k followers? If you don't follow @bbkittyfck.bsky.social do it. NOW.

I remember this, it was with wildest episode of Sesame Street I’ve ever seen. Count is a savage.

1 in the pink, 2 in the pink.

3 in the pink? 4 in the pink! 5 IN THE PINK? 6 IN THE PIIIIIINK!!!!! 7! 7!

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

I’m wiling to take it down a few notches for the weekend, but Monday I’m turning it all the way up again

I’m a solid fuck all of this, so definitely beyond 10

I dig it

Every day is a good day when you disassociate.

Hi, Mental Health Store? Yes, I’d like one new mental health please. A fresh one, not one of the mental healths that you hide the sticker on because it’s about to expire. I’ll know the difference.

Is Sinistra a play on Sinatra?

This is a rough time to be a person with situational awareness.

Hey I saw this

It’s not always about the likes or the retweets.

Sometimes it’s about knowing they saw it.

Men love a good beard, I think it turns them on

I was one of four Chads in a town of 300 people, but I was the eldest Chad so they all had to go by their last names.

I always got mad when someone had the same name as me when I was little. I used to think they stole it from me.

Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone

I don't believe ICE is done in Minnesota and they certainly aren't done in the US.

And they've come in and destroyed a lot. There are tens of thousands of neighbors that need to be returned. There are reparations that should be made to the people and businesses most effected by ICE's actions.

I’m at least one of these things

i need a stepford husband to bring me fruit and yogurt

I’m awake but let’s not read too much into that

On tonight’s episode of Chad Takes A Sleeping Pill, Chad takes a sleeping pill.

In hindsight maybe giving up all my coping mechanisms and choosing to raw dog life after figuring out my brain doesn’t work right while living around the dumbest people in the the world in an increasingly corrupt and dystopian hellscape of a country was a poor decision.

I am not paying taxes so you can fuck children