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What’s the Pentagon Pizza index looking like?

20.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s gotta be a better way to type this up

20.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

While 5.5 million died of shooting/gassing in the Nazi concentration camps, 10+ million died of starvation, disease, forced labor and β€œunknown.”

I wonder why they want to get rid of vaccines so much.

20.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While 5.5 million died of shooting/gassing in the Nazi concentration camps, 10+ million died of starvation, disease, forced labor and β€œunknown.”

I wonder why they want to get rid of vaccines so much.

20.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UK: Prince Andrew arrested.

South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.

Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.

USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

19.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15028    πŸ” 5651    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 270

If these men don’t start seeing consequences on this side of the world soon I’m going to riot!

19.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First thing I thought of when I heard. Will never forget those tears.

18.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pol Pot killed 3 million people. Vought and Musk have him beat three times over.

15.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1146    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

Arglebargle

17.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw someone eating twizzlers like this in the Times Square subway stop. Still haunts me.

15.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A celebration of welcoming new people to a country by the natives.

You can’t write this shit.

13.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The empty room meant for violent criminals….. well that just about sums up this whole operation.

13.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally foaming at the mouth.

12.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what if the second set are duds. Did you think of that, Michael? Did you?

12.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 4 days. Will 12 do? 36 to be safe?

12.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not sorry. I only saw the pun at the end.

12.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I think I will have to take both. I guess I do pack light after all.

12.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now is the question: headlamp or handhold? The headlamp could be extremely unsexy but great for reading the physical paper maps we will definitely use in 2026 to peruse our destination. While the tiny metal one would surely fend off the less burly as a weapon?

12.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean are there worse things than having an unnecessary flashlight? No one is gonna be like WOW I can’t believe you’re so extra illuminated. If anything I’d be a hero!

12.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I pack light but I pack all the worst things.

Sorry, correction. I do not pack light AND I pack all the worst things. But actually they’re not the worst things. For example, I feel like I need a flashlight to go on vacation at a resort. Sure I don’t need it…
I don’t think….do I?

12.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just an entire administration of people I’d happily watch get pushed into traffic.

11.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I danced in the street with a neighbor I’ve never seen before when his indictments were being counted (I was walking the dog and she had her car radio on). I imagine it’ll be like that but 1000x bigger and better.

10.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally understand. It was an amazing show. But when I saw that behind him I was like oh that’s going to ruffle some feathers. And that’s NUTS!

09.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As a Bears fan - CRUSH THEM! F the Pats! Yeeeeeeeagh!!!

09.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love a little hopecore

07.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And boy do they really hate his wife.

06.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every American needs to watch this:

05.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20388    πŸ” 10214    πŸ’¬ 572    πŸ“Œ 973

Ol Rat’s Nest

06.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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