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Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun

Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun theonion.com/frito-l...

Zohran figuratively beating Cuomo to death with his own shoes when he’s like 20 points ahead is how you establish a Fiorello La Guardia level legacy in New York and everyone in politics should be taking notes.

holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second

Trump is tough on crime.

Also, Trump has moved sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a Club Fed where she can take yoga classes, play tennis, and is eligible for “work” release.

They should totally do that. Markets love it when you do this.

In no universe will Jeff Bezos ever be cool for even five minutes.

i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.

Same, although I would amend “there’s a lot to dislike” “there is a fucking metric buttload of things not to like.” #idiocracy

Trump is destroying the country I love. Here's why I don't regret voting for him.

Precisely correct. #tslaQ

Imagine if Joe Biden had confused Alaska with Russia

Ah, he's going to deploy the police in a strategic perimeter around the Epstein Files. Now I get it.

US effectively moving to a system where tax policy is set by the executive branch, fully adhoc, unpredictable, and bespoke per company, and based in large part on the presidents' personal relationships with the company's leadership

They ALL need to be gone. #idiocracy #traitor

literally the only counter argument you need is “jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly inspect your childs genitals”

It says everything that Republicans are working harder to arrest Texas Democrats than anyone on the Epstein list.

I'm seeing a fair number of supremely ugly "new" Model Ys now. Although sales are falling rapidly, I'm still surprised that there is ANYONE left to buy these shitboxes in CA. Many are likely sold to shareholding recidivists who don't really care much about the cars anymore. #tslaQ

SOUTH PARK DOES IT AGAIN
In their new episode Kristi Noem's Botox melts as ICE carries out a raid to deport Dora the Explorer but finds she's been s*x trafficked to Mar-a-Lago and is giving a massage to an old man.
They are pulling ZERO punches!

My favorite part of the dojo fraud is he counted tensor flops as fp8 flops and convinced Adam Jonas this was more powerful than Nvidia

Because it only #Appears_Intelligent

Why Has the Tesla Diner Already Gutted Most of Its Menu? Tesla Diner’s big promises are getting cut short for the sake of efficiency.

“So the guy who can't even make a grilled cheese sandwich is the same guy who any day will deliver a humanoid robot, unsupervised FSD, and a trip to Mars....do I have that right?” - GoldenTruth on our unpretentious little Discord server. #ElonQ #tslaQ

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Alright, Hitler, you're in. But I'm watching you.

Conservatism in the United States, summarized —>

Built Tent Tough. At one point, pictures surfaced of Home Depot band clamps used as parts in Model 3s.
#tslaQ

This is what happens when they finally sit down with someone who knows how to do an interview, which is extremely rare. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

CEOs: “We ape the behavior and suck the dick of any Republican in power, especially when he is a delusional moron trying to destroy everything.” #idiocracy #traitors

"Whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government"

What y'all waiting for? What more will it take?

Worst BBC headline ever. We just have to sit and watch all this evil shit go down, don't we? #bothsideism #idiocracy #traitors

RFK Jr. cuts $500 million in mRNA vaccine contracts, dealing major blow to promising area of research The cuts add to mounting evidence that Kennedy is pursuing an aggressive anti-vaccine agenda.

This miserable fraud has poisoned the national conversation about lifesaving vaccines with his conspiracy theories, but he is also doing so much more to destroy science and progress.

This will grind lifesaving research to a halt and set us back decades for no good reason.