Machine Planet

Just last week I scanned this slide of Mr. Borgnine, taken at Universal in 1984. That is all.

The entire technical concept is based on wholesale theft of other peoples work. Who the fuck cares? #Appears_Intelligent

What most people still don't understand, although it is plainly obvious, is that all this is about the Orange Baboon getting his cut. Tribute to the king. #idiocracy #traitors #MURDERERS

“When could revenue arrive”

Lmaoooooooooo

True Life Adventure.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Bluesky has not failed--it's literally just a website.

The left, the progressive movement, and American civil society have failed to organize a boycott of the neo-Nazi propaganda website that's central to political media. That's not on Bluesky.

Really glad there are honest people that will admit they can't give Elon Musk a fair trial, but I'll be even more glad if there are ones that were willing to lie about that to get on the jury.

Maternal mortality in Louisiana is literally 40x Greenland (41.9/100k to 1.0/100k). They should send hospital boat to Louisiana.

Because it's a cult. It transcends politics.

NYT headline saying "people loved the dot com boom but not the AI boom"

turns out almost nobody other than total freaks likes or wants this shit

Please stop telling me how these guys are geniuses when every interview with them sounds like a 12-year-old who was held back a grade.

kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck

This is all before his recent career change from manufacturer of deadly products to mass murderer. #ElonQ

Bridge owner donated $1mn weeks before Donald Trump attacked rival, filing shows The bridge has become another source of tension between the US and Canada

This alone would have gotten any other president impeached. In the dark days of Trump II, we have been numbed up to utter indifference at the endless corruption.

www.ft.com/content/81b3...

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

Fucking criminal. The American people saw every last dollar of it, before it was all sucked out of their wallets. #idiocracy #traitors #MURDERERS

They saw all of it before it came out of their wallets.

It would take a mere handful of GOP to end this idiocy. Are they all betting on no midterms?

The economic system of this country and the world, like all other systems, is predicated on a certain basic level of knowledge on the part of participants. If you put an orange baboon in charge, there's no mechanism for dealing with that level of stupidity. So it's anybody's guess what happens next.

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules 6-3 against Trump, holding that Trump violated federal law when he unilaterally imposed global tariffs.

No word on what to do with the $134B in tariffs illegally collected from 301,000 businesses. My bet is Trump finds a way to grift it for himself.

MacArthur Park is a singular achievement, I remember hearing it over and over when the Richard Harris version was on the charts, it was never boring because you couldn't really ever figure it out.

Screenshot of a YouTube video posted by NBC Sports titled, "Alysa Liu's FABULOUS gold medal-winning free skate, Winter Olympics 2026."

This is the Alysa Liu performance everyone is talking about, and yes, you should watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrF...

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

Hero.

Blue Owl permanently halts redemptions at private credit fund aimed at retail investors New York investment group backtracks from earlier plan to reopen to withdrawals

Here we go! #creditcrisis www.ft.com/content/b2f2...

It's all about the 3 Es: Epstein, Economy, Ego. Enjoy your distraction, assholes. Nobody is forgetting anything. #idiocracy #traitors #MURDERERS

Blue Owl permanently halts redemptions at private credit fund aimed at retail investors New York investment group backtracks from earlier plan to reopen to withdrawals

Here are some clowns. www.ft.com/content/b2f2...

Fuckin' A. #idiocracy