JWMC (Artist)

Have you seen the video about his apartment in DC, the man lives like a 19 year old high school dropout

"Mayo pete" is a good one.

Orban and the GOP love seeing foreign tanks in the streets

Jack the Ripper, Dracula, or Barnabas Collins?

It happened to me too, a guy was hanging in our cafe and going in and out of the store to smoke and I got reprimanded by the district manager for not greeting him every time he came back in.

That movie was so painful. Magic autistic kids are my biggest trope pet peeve.

I was having an old man complaining session yesterday about how toys used to have paintings of the toys on the box.

If it was known during the election and only a problem now, because they didn't want to compare the age differences between Cuomo and the women he's sexually harrassed. Meanwhile, those are the ages my gf and I were when we met.

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

This guy must be what makes the siren noises in Silent Hill.

Dude thinks he's Machiavelli, but he's just Charlie Brown trying to kick that football.

“We’re losing billions of dollars a year, but at least we’re telling teens to kill themselves”

Reminds me of the time I was on a hike and I legit forgot how long the trail was and I kept telling my gf "the end is just around the corner" for a solid hour.

The Trump admin is making the planes run on time in the same way that Mussolini made the trains run on time—by not actually doing it, but by pressuring everyone to just say that’s what’s happening.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

The Netflix Iron Fist is just so bad, I could not care less and could barely sit through one episode. His subplots in the Defenders I'm barely paying attention. They did our boy Danny dirty.

Curtis Yarvin is planning flee the country.
Steve Bannon is worried about returning to prison.

Don't listen to anyone who says the fascists have already won.
The future is not yet written.

Get ready for people to be totally normal about Gambit and Rogue when they are revealed for Marvel Rivals.

I have zero interest in the final season of Stranger Things.

I have no FOMO for it at all.

2am asleep on the couch mix.

When MTG is trying to appear sane and normal on talk shows, you know the rats are starting to flee the ship

They found pain, but no suffering

"Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth" Joker vibes from that cover.

Thank you for your service. You shooed her out of office

It's not even the first medical emergency at a Trump presser either. Just healthy people all around.

"I'm not saying all women, just when they stopped being secretaries and typists"

(I'd do that anyway, but still)

I'm putting on muscle weight to spite this idiot.