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A photo of me in an ale bar, with a dark brown wig and an unkempt Hungarian moustache, wearing a grey hoodie and pale blue jeans. I'm posing as though I'm unbuttoning my jeans.

A still from a video of OnlyFans performer hole_next_door against a white wall. He has dark brown hair and a pornstache, and is wearing a grey hoodie and pale blue jeans. In this pose he is about to unbutton his jeans.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're a random OnlyFans performer?

Love getting medical advice from someone who can't spell hepatitis

Notification on the ASOS app promoting "a new era of menswear", and it's just more generic sad beige autumnal pieces😭😭

An unintentionally apposite representation of the damage inflicted by Trump upon American democratic institutions. This second season has too many blunt on-the-nose metaphors

As an IT manager, the AWS outage really exacerbated my workload today, but frustratingly it didn't also take down Teams

What is Trump "satirising" here? What "point" is he trying to make?

Not the sanewashing 😞

Definitely not upset by the No Kings protests then

While also demanding freedom of choice for themselves

So she bombed, even though there were no children or hospitals in the audience?

For real! It was such an abrupt pivot from vocally supporting the LGBTQ+ community (at the time identifying as being part of this community) and regularly calling out others' transphobia to whatever confected culture war nonsense this post is complaining about

Ah, another detransitioner grifting on Twitter. It's so wild to see this account's previous posts in support of trans people until just a few months ago, only to turn into transphobic rage bait and how her own transitioning regrets mean that trans people can't be trusted to make healthcare decisions

Technically they still exist, but they quickly dropped off once the gullible rubes realised that a digital receipt for some of the worst art ever created is not actually worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and that the entire NFT bubble is basically just a convoluted Ponzi scheme

When was the last time you heard someone mention NFTs?

Laura Kuenssberg not beating the allegations of political bias and actively excluding Zack Polanski, when he's only offered an interview while Laura K is on holiday

Also, a bit rich for Jeremy Clarkson to criticise someone's teeth when his own mouth looks like a burnt fence

Conspicuously not criticising you or your party's politics, instead going for attacks on your personal appearance. Must be rattled if that's all he's got

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/10/national-security-presidential-memorandum-nspm-8/

Trump's mechanism to pay the troops during the shutdown is by far the most illegal budgetary action he's taken as POTUS, potentially setting the stage to break everything.

It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in.

Long thread.

Enlightenment Influence: Racism in Notes on the State of Virginia, 1781 Thomas Jefferson's book, "Notes on the State of Virginia," which he wrote in the 1780s, contains perhaps his most extensive presentation of his views on race.

Moreover, in his book Notes on the State of Virginia, Jefferson expressed his "suspicion" that Black people were "inferior to the whites in the endowments both of body and mind," citing alleged differences in reason, imagination, and physical traits. www.monticello.org/slavery/jeff...

I know he's a beloved Founding Father and is a widely praised U.S. president, but he also owned over 600 slaves during his lifetime, and his relationship with Sally Hemings began when she was his slave and a teenager, making the relationship both exploitative and nonconsensual by modern standards.

They're both dead white supremacists

I'd question why he thinks fentanyl is coming from Venezuela, if it weren't for his delusional belief that he's ever had 4 friends

Hot ice cream sounds like a cutaway gag from Arrested Development, possibly as one of Lindsay Bluth Fünke's failed business ventures

It took her a year to figure out how to melt ice cream?

Are the "Young" Republicans in the room with us right now?

What Republican programs? Easy to confidently tell people that you're not going to close Republican programs when they don't exist

Journalists wilfully complicit because they value their own privileged access over basic human decency for their peers

I spent that Halloween getting periodically mobbed by Always Sunny devotees singing the "Marry Me" song at me

Reskeet with your favourite Halloween costume.

Charlie Kelly in the final scene from my favourite episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The Nightman Cometh". Not quite Gay Halloween levels of niche, but close.

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