peon flux

We need federally enforced standards of Slurpee consistency

Dole discontinued the Buffalo Ranch Bagged Salad Kit.

But, yeah, sure I guess white culture ISN'T being erased.

The Mega-Rich Are Turning Their Mansions Into Impenetrable Fortresses

Hoping 2026 is a big year for auto-turret accidents.

Dead eyes and 200 filters

dude just watch the show

While you were being godly I was studying the demon

I'm the audience engagement manager of my weird friend group

No more halftime shows until we can figure out what's going on

Munch the tuxedo cat and Sam the beagle snoozing together on the couch

They're so in love

Ripley in the failed clone room

All our TV news anchors

Ripley flaming the clone room

The map

There's the Leftist Queer Community, that's on third. There's Queer Leftist Artists & Shitposters, that's on third too. You got Leftist Creative Queers. That's on third. Weird Internet Left... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Queer Leftist complex on third.

Ubisoft won't let me change my name to "Dreamle$$_King" until I set up two-factor authentication

Football is over. Now I can finally work on being a better person.

Oh look at me I love my dad the NFL Hall of Famer

who cares. pick up a dungeon master's guide

I like my boys all wearing Depends /
And I like my men all incontinent /
I prefer poo to pee if it's a mess /
A mess? Hey mess!

@weirdalyankovic let's get this paper

Feels like you kinda explained it

Big Guy Big Guy Big Big Guy Big Guy

Bitcoin is fucked brother

Derrick, you don't follow the news, bud?

Smooth jazz version of "Don't you want me" playing at the breakfast place

I bet these curlers actually suck at mopping

Full bloom peacock, uninterested ladies

Check out this try hard mfer

Day 139 of Swinging a 20lb Dragonslayer until I can wield it like Guts

We better get multiple angles of him getting pepper sprayed by Comic-Con security

10 Famous Historical Myths Perpetuated by Video Games

To us, he was Sephiroth the Consensus Builder

I'm water gun engineer. I can throw out a motorized turret.

You have to main a class in water guns now.

You favorite sci-fi series but all interstellar travel is powered by those kids who are really good at the arcade dance machines

Your dumb boss gets everyone together to whine

Whiskey Tuesdays

No, I did not let my children watch the Bert Kreischer AFC Championship Game intro.

We switched over to the X-Games Snowboard Slopestyle.

** ~ ALL 1000 NPCS POLYGAMY — NO DIVORCE RUN ~ **

Blasphemy against the Emperor of Mankind

Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'.

Gordon't

Who are these mfers drinking a ton of Voodoo Ranger outside the dry cleaners?

Oh no is the robot sad

who cares. pick up an infinity gauntlet

You gotta leave high school sometime

As a diner at 4th period lunch, I think it's important for me to talk about the cafeteria seating situation