Michael Parks

Sorry to say it but it needs to be said. Leatherface was right to chainsaw Franklin. Franklin deserved to be chainsawed.

Microsoft is so reprehensibly bad now that I feel like I have to install Linux. This is worse than the time I got spotted in a Babbages in the 90s and everybody at school said I shopped at the nerd store.

Accidentally ordered groceries to my old office. Now people are going to know I bought the worst case scenario frozen pizza. I can't go on.

Now I actually have to do it. At long last, I will get over.

Going to roll into McDonalds on the last day of the monopoly game and redeem the 53 apple pies and 37 small fries I’ve won all at once.

Gave my friends written permission to bash my brains in with a baseball bat if I ever publicly praise a guy with a nazi tattoo.

Surrounded by people backing their cars into the store pickup spots. Evil behavior. Treacherous.

Forever one of the greats. Was surprised how much of it I remembered.

This Ed Gein Netflix show is so bad I am going to sue them.

Remember when they made a US version of Life on Mars and it turned out they were actually on Mars.

I’ve been paying for gamepass for years solely because it was cheap enough to not think about too much. Jacking the price up by 50% with no warning was certainly a choice.

FOOD for MEN

Finally. The grocery store will not sell any food to me and I am dying.

The grenade camo with smoke grenades to clear his shield helped me a ton there but it feels like borderline cheating.

Damn I’m curious if you can now. Might cut back on her stamina drain too.

I got through this right after launch and wanted to CQC Eva off a cliff in that section at the very end.

It would seem that many people here do not have group chats.

For some reason I decided to read Dragon Ball for the first time despite my worrying age and nobody ever talks about how many times they blow up the moon. You would think that would cap at once but no.

Hell is Us feels like Panos Cosmatos made a Lucasarts game and the marketing team totally fucked it by trying to present it as a Dark Souls clone.

Haven’t been this disappointed to find out somebody was still alive since I woke up this morning.

Glinner's head is like an optical illusion. Trying to observe it is like trying to parse one of those old magic eye posters. For many it is simply impossible.

I've seen Kagemusha. You can't fool me.

Feels like the weekend he got covid and everybody got to be happy again for a couple of days. All time great weekend.

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater platinum trophy.

Still got the Metal Gear skills. I will never get old. Never.

Snaaake Eaaaaateeeeeer

Still in a dream.

Would you like to see a bass cover of a song you listened to one time 15 years ago. Perhaps a racist sneering his way through a movie trailer for the gentleman today. Could I interest sir in an AI generated review of the top sandwiches of 1922.

It's been at least 5 years since youtube recommended a video that I didn't immediately feel revulsion towards.

Hootin and hollerin whenever a movie ends with Spirit in the Sky.

Little niche but Inizuma Eleven: Victory Road is at over 7 years of delays now.

Not my problem. Wish ya luck.

Me if I ever find out my wife has disappeared in the town of Silent Hill.