orchid

chill with all the ai gig posters, losers. ill make your poster for free just so you learn how to ask for help when you're out of your depth.

by next thursday, i mean 2 thursdays from now, 10/23

orchiddBB (band that plays music i write with jen sapiro, vivek menon, hans young binter and mario fontes) plays nublu next thursday.

playing music that moves in parallel motion and walks a razor's edge/hand-in-hand towards the poison light (or some program note bs that makes my music sound deep)

whole day of absolute dog shit nutrition

update: i wasn't kidding, this happened

public access warped tour 2025?????

yea dude like i only listen to FULL albums TOP TO BOTTOM cause im a real fan of culture. albums bro, really the medium of the moment, nothing like it. i loved being 13. i miss my cds. i miss my ipod. i miss limewire. these kids will never get it. whatdoyoumean.

i genuinely believe in my friends and i think they make good work

silksong loses so much steam leading into act 3. i think i quit.

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

im playing solo at laundromat on saturday and i may just do a "mindfullness session," at the top of my lungs through gritted teeth.

putting a bill together called "opp fest" where i only book people i actively dislike. did you get the invite?

watching artists throw their hands in the air and say "it's not worth it" is so disappointing and honestly kinda baffling. y'all know if they wipe out culture they will win, right?

sick and tired of edgy bullshit and bad satire

poster for exoskeleton 14: orchiddBB + caylie davis/selendis sebastian alexander johnson/shogo yamagishi + jamie weil. sunday, september 21, 7:00pm, at Brothers Wash & dry.

exoskeleton returns next week 🐞

clowning is making a comeback in a big way, for better or worse (i do not have an opinion on this, i am simply an observer)

please don't try to talk to me about drum gear, i do not give a shit

orchard 🍎🤦🏼‍♀️

i forgot how to book shows that aren't at laundromat. it seems insurmountably (and increasingly) difficult. especially if you refuse to get ripped off by your local booze dealer.

You're just not going to convince me to take an episode of South Park seriously in 2025

super special show at brothers wash & dry tn: karen dazzler, roblox tycoon, and structure affliction all visiting from across the northeast. +++ the return of 5 Ribbons Ensemble with José Fernando Solares, Selendis Sebastian Alexander Johnson, Mario Fontes & me. this one means a lot to me. plz come.

gigs this week: tomorrow solo at purgatory + thursday trio with rocío sánchez & stan zenkov at brothers wash & dry + saturday THE RETURN OF 5 RIBBONS ENSEMBLE with josé fernando solares, selendis sebastian alexander johnson, mario fontes & 1 TBA, also at brothers wash & dry

WeTransfer TOS says they can use all your uploaded content for genAI

Bye forever, WeTransfer.

posting into the void is liberating

memey shreddy music is a big
no thanks from me. sorry. maybe i make this and im a hypocrite.

doing a lot less public music in the next two months cause i am clinically burnt out. next exoskeleton is in september and im not hosting shows in august.

god i love death stranding 2

DI-fiverr?!?!?

The repression of trans people is not, by and large, a grassroots outpouring of hatred from the American people. It's something that's been carefully planted and tended over years by a handful of media people and their pet reporters.