Manager felt the need to lift my sleeve with her extended finger to inspect my tattoos
@chop pls keep your horny old ladies in check
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Manager felt the need to lift my sleeve with her extended finger to inspect my tattoos
@chop pls keep your horny old ladies in check
Somebody quick buy the creepy old house behind my house so we can be bffs!
06.08.2025 00:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm curious to see it evolve. I noticed the purple poking out a few days ago. Now look at it!
05.08.2025 22:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Homegrown artichoke in flower
This was my first year growing chokes from seed so expectations were quite low. I ended up with a few tennis ball sized buds which feels like a huge success!
Btw these guys make the most magnificent neon purple thistles when you let them go to flower
Thatβs a hog!
05.08.2025 19:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They can keep that shit
05.08.2025 16:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who wore it better
04.08.2025 17:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kids playroom with toys artwork and books
Freshly painted workout room
Sanity reclaimed!
03.08.2025 14:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girl thatβs what interns are for π πΌ
31.07.2025 14:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Vlookup ftw
31.07.2025 14:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Great idea but you may need to design as a fixed blade, all that stuff wonβt fit in the handle of a folder
31.07.2025 13:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Selling mealy peaches to the public should be a punishable offense
31.07.2025 12:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think of this quote almost daily
31.07.2025 10:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fuuuck I left my mailbox lasagne in too long
29.07.2025 23:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π― totally with you on this one Kel. Ppl getting way too bent out of shape. Conspiracy gen z girl at work says she was selected for the add not just bc sheβs hot but bc her initials are SS, adding fuel to the eugenics claim. Ffs people itβs clothes
Yes, I bought the soap
the second one
28.07.2025 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations !! ππ₯³πΎ
28.07.2025 14:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Havenβt made it to the crazy dream stage yet, still working through the no appetite shaky part
28.07.2025 11:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Survived the weekend without one little toke please clap
28.07.2025 11:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0lol
26.07.2025 03:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No weed day one
26.07.2025 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Really beautiful work kel. What did you cast it in? Looks like sterling perhaps
25.07.2025 19:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Toasted slow so the insides get all warm pls π₯Ί
15.07.2025 00:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Omg Tequilas is back π€
14.07.2025 13:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$60 too much. They are junk
11.07.2025 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Those are wine berries. Very abundant locally. They make very good jam
11.07.2025 12:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On piece of advice Iβve always found helpful..
βThe rhythm is the bass, and the bass is the trebleβ
-warren g/nate dogg
Called out sick today for no particular reason other than because thatβs why π€·π»
09.07.2025 10:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Swallowtail butterfly caterpillar on garden parsley
Swallowtail butterfly caterpillar eating garden parsley
Found out whoβs been eating up all my parsley! Two very hungry swallowtail caterpillars
01.07.2025 12:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sulphur mushroom growing on a tree stump
From a distance I thought this was a huge chicken of the woods growing at the base of a big red maple.. Turned out to be a brightly colored sulphur mushy lump. This specimen was the size of a small watermelon
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