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Jake Foster, Esq.

@snailrecords.bsky.social

I’m here for the skeets. Snailrecords.bandcamp.com.

130 Followers  |  59 Following  |  148 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.9395

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Depends on where you live. My local AMC is $18.50. Add tax and it’s $20.

03.11.2025 06:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe don’t make tickets $20+, popcorn $8, and a drink $8. Also, make better movies.

02.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would kill to have good executive function. #adhd #depression #mentalillness #mentalhealth

02.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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AFI. Nashville, 10.18.2925 #afi #punk #goth #music

02.11.2025 13:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What does one have to do to get followers on here? lol

02.11.2025 13:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck the Dodgers #baseball

02.11.2025 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like working nights makes it impossible to enjoy anything. Like, I wanna go out to a bar or something and socialize, but like, it’s morning for me. Nobody wants to go out in the morning. #nightshift

01.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kat. You’re awesome. I’d totally vote for you if I lived in your district. But this is a knockoff Ghost from CoD Modern Warfare costume. They’ve been selling it for years. This photo is from four years ago:

25.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not enough fists flying at this fuck’s face.

25.10.2025 11:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why am I getting so many thirst traps from gay men? Like, I support LGBT rights, but I ain’t trynna see dudes in their underwear lol

25.10.2025 06:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taylor Swift literally endorsed Kamala in 2024. You think a fucking nazi would have done that? You think a nazi would have donated money to the NAACP? If you do, then you get a 10 in mental gymnastics.

23.10.2025 09:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Metal Militia

25.07.2025 13:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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30.05.2025 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Im kinda sick of his current persona/wardrobe tbh. I really like him, but I wish he’d go back to being a normal dude in jeans and a t-shirt.

07.02.2025 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m putting A Boy Named Goo in.

06.02.2025 15:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My thoughts on the dismantling of USAID (apologies in advance if these thoughts are a bit unstructured. tapping this out on a short flight to San Fran) USAID has officially been dismantled.

To your point…

www.linkedin.com/pulse/my-tho...

06.02.2025 10:48 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Didn’t Jewel play some trump thing recently?

06.02.2025 03:24 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do NOT forget this, and DON’T let it happen here!!! #holocaust

28.01.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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27.01.2025 06:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listening to vinyl makes me a more well-rounded music listener.

27.01.2025 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What even is Yoko Ono?

27.01.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll jump on him like a cricket with magnetic pincers.

27.01.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next” by the Manic Street Preachers is one of the greatest songs ever written. It just is.

24.01.2025 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, the ones on the dark web? (That don’t actually exist.)

24.01.2025 13:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know what any of those words mean, but I’m pretty sure I should probably learn a new language lol

24.01.2025 13:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How the fuck are we supposed to get past Trump, EVERY major company in America sucking up to him, full congress, the high unlikelihood that we’ll ever have a fair election again, mass surveillance, militarized police, the actual military, and the Supreme Court that just made him king?

24.01.2025 13:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, it hasn’t. But not everything or everyone can be helped.

24.01.2025 11:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It won’t though. They’re have too much power now. It won’t matter if the citizens turn on them. They’ll just whip us back in line. It’s about to get all Russia up in this bitch.

24.01.2025 11:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That Venn diagram’s a goddamn circle.

22.01.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Ali Larter Appreciation Day! #alilarter #january21

22.01.2025 04:02 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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