It does significantly improve the Bats’ fuel consumption, though.

I’m more worried that the backers are in a minority. This should be much higher.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

It’s Randall Flagg!

“Hello, I’d like to swap an Action Man, with a missing leg for a Raleigh Chopper, preferably a red one.”

“Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm”

A trifle underdone: it’s a bit pikachewey..

Is she the one in the John Lennon song?

The non cgi version of the girl in that show frightens me.

I’m omniscient. It’s bucket.

How could she miss him? He was never there!

YouTube video by I, Kino Gregory's Girl (1981) - "Off you go you small boys!"

Naah...just put this bit on repeat...I can't look at Chic Murray's little bobbling head without breaking up....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY_3...

"You can check out any time you like..."

Well said, Alison.

About 40 years ago had a weekly commute from Heathrow to either Cockfosters or Oakwood. Used to take me 1 hour 40 mins on the same tube train.

You think you’re getting to vote again? Bless.

So…..”renewing Britain” by considering introducing charges for workers engaging in employment tribunals. Nice one!

a man singing into a microphone with the words we got both kinds of music country and western below him ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words we got both kinds of music country and western below him

“Some of the league’s supporters….”

“It’s all because of Hunter’s laptop. We’re opening another inquiry..”

He’ll be at LBC by Christmas…

Not sure how identity cards would make efficiency savings. Also by tying it to immigration Labour continues to chase after the reform voter to the exclusion of everyone who may actually vote for them.

Who’da thunk it?

PM - Barry Manilow comes out. Also: bear & Pope news - BBC Sounds Barry Manilow has come out as gay, aged 73. So what other breaking news is out there?

Or this from Eddie Mair…

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Thank you. Sitting here mentally winding myself up for another week of shenanigans when this dropped and made me laugh out loud. Not such a bad evening after all.

Ahhh… the ol’ Nicola Sturgeon full frontal assault….don’t worry, it’ll be the old powder puff routine with Nigel or Richard next week.

Hi Alison, could you kindly explain what the benefits in education in Glasgow will be, given that this is a devolved matter, and why as a Renfrewshire MP is this relevant to your constituents?

Spiderman: "fair enough"

"Good morning PhD candidate, welcome to your viva voce"

(Opening laptop) "Hang on, can you just give me a minute to get the voice recognition going on ChatGPT?"