Two right wing shills reunited this morning🤮

Twatface & Kongsburnt
💩
Bannon watched closely
🕵️
Farage smiled like a cymbal banging Monkey toy
🙉
Nads went full on with the Rabbit
🐇🪠
Theresa May sobbed quietly into her Waitrose sausage sandwich
🥪

Sherry Anyone👍

😉

Sir Michael

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and Laura Kongsburnt will have been fawning all over Bozza with his teasing of her hairstyle

What right wing political shill could resist such charms I ask 👍

Sherry anyone👍

Sir Michael

That Infantile is as bent as a nine bob note and needs to be given a permanent red card
As for the King of Tango he’ll just want his $50bn from El Trumpo to blow on snow

They are not corrupt at all according to Trump 👍

Sherry anyone👍

I’m sure they can find a tunnel somewhere or a Russian frog dart 👍

Ahem…
And who’s going to tell this chap the latest news regarding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor & his arrest for SUSPICION OF MISCONDUCT IN PUBLIC OFFICE OVER HIS LINKS TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN?
😊

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Sir Michael

And so it begins. AMB will fold like a crap poker hand and do a deal to offer up what he knows in return for no jail time……or he’ll have a ‘mysterious coronary’ next week

PM will make the same deal and then the whole house will start falling down around the world

Sherry & Popcorn👍

Sir Michael

Alternate roles:

Bob Jenrick: Minister for Naming Conventions
Suella Braverman: Minister for DIE
Lee Anderson: Shadow Secretary for Food Nutrition
Ann Widdecombe: Minister for Tights n Teats
Richard Tice: Overseas Minister
Zia Yusuf: Minister for the Uneducated Gammon

Sherry👍

That Farage cabinet in full…
Bob Jenrick: Minister for Unerpants & Socks
Suella Braverman: Minister for Anger & Rage
Lee Anderson: Shadow Secretary for Shadows
Ann Widdecombe: Minister for Margarine & Sheds
Richard Tice: Minister for Blondes
Zia Yusuf: Minister for Conkers & Teats.

I lie awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face

There’s always someone worse off than you my old man used to say 👍

President Donald Trump pays a moving tribute to himself on the death of Jesse Jackson.
😢

Sir Michael

To completely ensure that I’m not allowed back into the USA whilst Trump is in that seat may I just say that he’s a 🛎️🔚
And a fascist
And a felon
And a racist
And a rapist - alleged
And a total piece of shit

And the sooner he’s pushing up daisies with Jesse, the better👍

Sherry anyone👍

Ah how I long for the pancake days of old. Not pancakes flavoured with cardamom, hot honey or miso.
But good old fashioned ones made of eggs, coal & dust.
And do you remember when a young Margaret Thatcher & a group of young Tories chased a French crêpe out of Kent?
Happy days!🇬🇧

Sir Michael

We yearn for the halcyon days of sharing a pancake between 6 of us before we all went back down the mines (until they closed) or up the chimneys of the wealthy

As for Thatcher, as its pancake day I will honour her by flipping her the finger and hope she’s burning in Hell

Sherry anyone

Deluded MAGA Cockwomble

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only just seen this wonderful photo.
By the somewhat pained look on President Trump’s face, am I right to presume our Liz has her finger firmly stuck up his rectum?
😬

Sir Michael

She’s adopting a stiff upper lip whilst ensuring that the special relationship isn’t ruined by stopping the shit from hitting the fan💩

Not sure there’s any soap available on Earth that will clean that finger though😬

Sherry anyone👍

Exactly🤣

Latest odds on Nadhim’s man who looked like he may be violent & hadn’t slept for a week:
The artist formerly known as Prince Andrew 2/1
John Inman 3/1
Lee Anderson 4/1
Ronnie Pickering 5/1
Thomas Frank 7/1
Me 7/1
Sir Jim Ratcliffe 8/1
Ann Widdecombe 9/1
Rylan 9/1
Chris Mason 20/1

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Sir Michael

I’ll have £20 on Ronnie Pickering as the words “Do you know who I am”? were clearly heard by passers by

Sherry anyone 👍

Sir Michael

Mr Rat over a cliff is what we colloquially call up north ‘a bit of a twat’

He is an ignorant racist who didn’t read the room and he’s linked to the 2nd most hated club in England (everyone hates Arsenal obvs)

He should get back on his yacht and go to the Bermuda Triangle

Sherry time

Sir Michael

Ms Oakshit is part of Dubai that is being overrun by uneducated immigrants who’s only gift is one of grift and discourse

She is to intellect what Donald Trump is to cognitive test results and should really just STFU at this point or maybe host a comedic double act with ‘Are Lucy’

Please just for today say a prayer for the BBC’s Chris Mason.🙏🏻
This brave & much loved Conservative stormtrooper has fought tooth & nail to bring down a Labour Govt
It didn’t quite work out Chris but you will join the long list of Tory heroes such as Boris & Maggie!
Hero! 😢

Sir Michael

Chris Mason is a ‘Weasel’ and keeps getting his political predictions wrong

He’ll soon be fired by the BBC as he’s toast

On the bright side, a career in darts awaits, where ‘The Weasel’ will be able to go up against ‘The Ferret’ in a fight to the death or double top

Sherry anyone👍

I went into the village shop this morning.
Whilst sampling Jill’s baps I casually mentioned to her that Morgan McSweeney had gone.
‘Oh golly that’s sad’ said Jill, ‘Didn’t she play Fallon Carrington in Dynasty? I bloody loved that programme…’
😬

Sir Michael

I too remember McSweeney’s starring role in “Dysentery” back in the 80’s with the large shoulder pads

At least he wasn’t in “Dullards” or “Snot’s Landing” which were wholly inferior shows

Jill’s baps however would have been on display in all 3 programmes

Sherry anyone 👍

Maybe 2 👍

I warned Starmer about Mandelson.
My wife Bunty did
So did Dean our paperboy
Ramrod our Lab did.
Jill in the village shop baked some warning baps for him & Simple Sally, who helps Jill, warned him using dance & spit.
Ronnie Pickering warned him.
So did Chaka Demus.
And Pliers.
Why didn’t he LISTEN?🤦🏻‍♂️

Sir Michael

Starmer knew about Epstein and appointed ‘Mandy’ anyway after listening non stop to Barry Manilow’s tribute to him and was unable to stop himself from the inevitable job offer

Could it be magic? or is Starmer just one voice bleating in the darkness now

Sherry anyone 👍