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The nicest thing anyone ever said about me was ChatGPT telling me I’m a soft summer who can wear deep winter. I’ll take whatever affirmations that I can get in this modern dystopia.

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We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.

12.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 17021    🔁 2896    💬 2216    📌 593
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Senator in 2010 deposition: 13-year-olds can consent to sex U.S. Sen. James Lankford of Oklahoma testified as part of a civil case into an alleged sexual assault at the Baptist church camp he oversaw that he believed a 13-year-old can consent to sex.

Just throwing this out there for reasons

apnews.com/article/2022...

13.11.2025 19:27 — 👍 13082    🔁 5675    💬 1552    📌 722

you can tell this is a site for over 30s because my throwaway post about old sourdough yeast is STILL GOING. is this irony. the yeast that will not die

13.11.2025 10:33 — 👍 6045    🔁 257    💬 15    📌 48
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As I have been working with mammals a lot lately, I have had a lot of thoughts about how fur, feathers, or any other filaments affect the silhouette.
A coelophysis with feathers and without. Two completely different animals.

13.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 2217    🔁 242    💬 90    📌 3

Well great. Now you’re dampening my idea of playing the Belgium film “Man Bites Dog” at the illegal daycare/ pediatric fight club I was hoping to create in my garage. Was going to create an LLC from tailor brands or legal zoom and everything. Darn it.

13.11.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Idiocracy" was a plan, like Project 2025.

13.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 96    🔁 12    💬 8    📌 0
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Aristide Maillol, sanguina.
Nu assis de profil (Iva), 1930

13.11.2025 07:45 — 👍 2380    🔁 154    💬 38    📌 5

it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are

13.11.2025 14:44 — 👍 4046    🔁 977    💬 47    📌 31
A tweet from Michael Burry Stock Tracker (@burrytracker) reads:
“How bad are the numbers?”
It quotes The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter):
“BREAKING: The White House says October jobs and inflation data may never be released.”
Below is an image of actor Christian Bale as Michael Burry from The Big Short, sitting at a desk and biting his nails.

A tweet from Michael Burry Stock Tracker (@burrytracker) reads: “How bad are the numbers?” It quotes The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter): “BREAKING: The White House says October jobs and inflation data may never be released.” Below is an image of actor Christian Bale as Michael Burry from The Big Short, sitting at a desk and biting his nails.

The dog ate my jobless and inflation homework!

13.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 3766    🔁 921    💬 192    📌 56

I thought it was a movie about bad parenting. Which made it more hilarious when someone brought their toddler to the screening I was at.

13.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Epstein Files Live Updates: Republicans Release Emails After Democrats Disclose Several Mentioning Trump

🎁 Epstein emails implicating the involvement of Trump with a victim at Epstein's house. #ResignNowDirtyDon

🎁 www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

12.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

IM HERE ABOUT THE CAR WARRANTY MFERRRRRRR

13.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Our nation owes its strength to the brave service members who stepped up, even if they weren’t called.

In Maryland, we will always honor our pledge to ensure that our military families are both seen and supported.

12.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 5855    🔁 754    💬 79    📌 14

I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.

I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.

12.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 40899    🔁 5290    💬 391    📌 106
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Tell Congress: Pass the bipartisan Epstein Files Transparency Act Contact Congress today!

Tell Congress Right Now: Pass the bipartisan Epstein Files Transparency Act

12.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 16431    🔁 4718    💬 306    📌 154
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Grapefruit 😇 #art #oilpainting

12.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 9343    🔁 990    💬 149    📌 22
graphic showing the prices of various food products rising significantly since one year ago

graphic showing the prices of various food products rising significantly since one year ago

“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"

12.11.2025 12:55 — 👍 16679    🔁 6327    💬 753    📌 357
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12th November, 1977:
"Doctor Who: Image of the Fendahl" part 3. #DoctorWho

11.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 827    🔁 74    💬 21    📌 5

As more and more files come out, Ghislaine Maxwell has less and less leverage for a pardon or commutation. Things are really going to start heating up.

12.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 20466    🔁 3838    💬 832    📌 207
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Again: This entire shutdown fight is one big advertisement for #MedicareForAll

Making a broken system less bad is not a real answer and never was.

10.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 4757    🔁 1376    💬 153    📌 75

The restaurant where I order my poke bowl changed their ingredients and upped the price. So I get less fresh food, more ultra processed crap, AND I have to pay more for that 🙄

So fine, I bought everything I need to make them now because fuck that shit

Like $25 for a rice bowl like come on

10.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 6612    🔁 538    💬 19    📌 64
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Trump Posts Claim About Obamacare ‘Royalties’ That Originated On Satirical News Site The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”

The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”

09.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 1972    🔁 578    💬 228    📌 107
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Border Patrol Agents Pose At The Bean For Apparent Photo Op The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, 'Little Village!'"

Making fun of our neighborhoods and communities is disgusting.

Greg Bovino and his masked agents are not here to make Chicago safer. As children are tear gassed and U.S. citizens detained, they are posing for photo ops and producing reality TV moments. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...

10.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 6015    🔁 2273    💬 554    📌 159
MYTH: Millions of people will lose benefits. 

FACT: That’s only Phase One.

MYTH: Millions of people will lose benefits. FACT: That’s only Phase One.

Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/

10.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 1957    🔁 311    💬 20    📌 9
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#vistatheater #pamscoffy

10.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope Smesh independent contractors price gouge him like they’re a Home Depot in Florida right before a hurricane.

08.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

go folksy go brokesy

08.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 5058    🔁 717    💬 552    📌 70
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SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.

But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:

08.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 5736    🔁 1970    💬 127    📌 67
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Now we know why he’s going to their game tomorrow.

08.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 4720    🔁 1339    💬 898    📌 216

idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.

07.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 11968    🔁 3899    💬 488    📌 181

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