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My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle. Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.

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Yep. It does.

22.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not enough apple pie and cigarettes, Tim.

Nicotine and granulated sugar is the key to getting out of the radiated poisoning.

22.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
She Created GPS But History Forgot Her Name | Gladys West
YouTube video by TPi Zone She Created GPS But History Forgot Her Name | Gladys West

She Created GPS But History Forgot Her Name | Gladys West

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg4_...

22.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Up Trump's nose, with a rubber hose.

22.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Four words 4 him.

21.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#TrumpCanRotInHell

21.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tell the F. C. C. You Next Thursday Chair, "Nah, we're good."

20.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"I can name Pete Buttigieg's voice in one note."

20.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc. Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"

Just felt like posting this today.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...

20.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay.

18.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Brendan Carr reminds me of the creepy "Guy Under the Seats" that Chris Elliott used to portray on Late Night With David Letterman - and not in a funny way.

18.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shia, even Lex Luthor didn't cause a fight in a bar in New Orleans.

18.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is.

That's why we fight them daily.

18.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Christian Nationalists are in NO WAY Christian, so when they *ignore* the files, they are supporting them.

18.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rest in Peace, Bud.

12.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, they know where these two jackasses originated from.

12.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RFK Jr wants to party like it's 1929.

12.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Neither one of them have gotten their shots. Chances are that unless kept an eye on, each of them will foam at the mouth.

12.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, Trump is used to going through fast food.

11.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would you be so kind to inform Ms. Bondi that she will walk bow-legged for a decade, after we lodge our Wolverines squarely up where the sun doesn't shine ?

Thank you.

11.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
R.E.M. - What's The Frequency, Kenneth? (Monster, Remastered)
YouTube video by remhq R.E.M. - What's The Frequency, Kenneth? (Monster, Remastered)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZMU...

11.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God love Gordie Howe. 😁

11.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's the literary equivalent of a single Trump's McDonalds. "One Million References Served!"

10.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Under Olympic judging, his post has a negative 00.00000000000001. And the judge who gave him the .000000000000001 admitted they were hung over from the night before and wants to recall the point.

10.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They'll need to rent out an airport hanger for that one.

10.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should remember : Even Jesus and Satan didn't remain pen-pals after meeting out in the desert. Not even meet up again for coffee.

10.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PIP. Pedophiles in Power. Withholding 50% of Epstein files is not transparency. Victims deserve justice and we deserve truth. FBI is not serving We the People, they’re serving Pedophiles in Power.

10.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 26    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

If it were up to MAGA, the only official sports would be UFC and NASCAR.

Pummeling other people and driving in a circle.

Sounds like ICE patrols.

10.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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