Atticus Thorndyke and the Closet full of Spices.

Eddie Howe has a master gameplan. Manchester City fans will be feeling nervous.

If F1 is going to have AI 'companies' as sponsors now, we might as well just let them advertise tobacco again. It's overall less harmful to the environment and society.

It's difficult to tell because the end of growth of the wrist end of the radius and ulna happens at 17, so it's an indicator of that age, but they were 17 and 19, and iirc, the next age indicator is the fusing of the collarbone which happens between 21-23.

Oh, and since I mentioned it, the Russians believe the missing body that sparked the Anastasia might be alive rumour is actually Maria Nikolaevna. The US thinks it's Anastasia, based on the length of the long bones, and Alix of Hesse complaining in letters that Anastasia was short and fat.

I am so incredibly intrigued by this. Larissa Tudor is 100% not Olga Nikolaevna, but she's also probably not Larissa Tudor either.

But Larissa Tudor doesn't have a recorded history before 1917, and entered the UK under a false name, with a huge inheritance, that was given to her husband when she died in 1928.

We know it's definitely not her, because her body has been positively identified through a DNA sample from Prince Phillip. All of House Romanov have been identified (apart from the Maria/Anastasia thing).

Btw, if you're wondering who Larissa Tudor is/was, there is a conspiracy theory that Olga Nikolaevna was secreted out of Russian while under house arrest at Ipatiev House, and was living in the UK. Her neighbours identified her as Olga Nikolaevna, but we know it's definitely not her.

Reading about Larissa Tudor, and caught in a rabbit hole trying to work out if Prince Phillip and Elizabeth II were related. I'm fairly sure they were cousins. That gene pool is a puddle.

In Catford? Is there a new post apocalyptic movie coming out?

Jeffy B has more money than God. He could hire every lawyer on Earth, and a hitman, and clear that problem up in a weekend if he needed to, and not even notice the money leave his account.

That sounds insane tbh.

I'm sorry, 21 in freedom units? That's like -6 Celsius.

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I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.

Cheese in the beans is the only way to make them edible.

For all the talk of Arsenal clinging on, we had exactly the same amounts of shots on target as Chelsea, but more goals.

They do know that a Chelsea goal would only have taken it to ET right? Right?!

I must have missed that bit.

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When you've just given the ball away and watched Kai Havertz score"

I subscribed to her channel about 10 minutes into that first video.

I'm watching this now, and this woman is incredible. Breaking down the science, explaining why it's nonsense, and drops the sources for people to read for themselves. So many other people are just going off vibes.

It's incredibly amusing to me that the commentators tried so hard to sell the idea that Chelsea had an incredible gameplan, and the moment the game actually opened up, they folded like origami.

You said chasers, not winners. It'll be fine.

That same poster, a bit further in the thread says that The Shining isn't about Jack's mental state. Despite Stephen King explicitly saying that it's about how his substance abuse affected his family.

Yes, because the VAR has famously not made an error in judgement before.

Just in case anyone tries to claim that Chelsea were better than us, and we got lucky, Chelsea's shot accuracy was 14%. Stormtroopers hit the target more than that.

It was always win-win for us. Either we go to Wembley, or we have less games to play as we chase the Premier and Champions Leagues. Dunno why Gary Neville was so set on making out like we were ever fussed.

Chelsea thought they could play for a 0-0 and beat us in the third leg.

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Paul Merson is absolutely savaging Chelsea.

Kai Havertz not pretending to respect Chelsea when he celebrated was particularly glorious. Fuck them, as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew.