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Could we go back and recapture salaries paid to furloughed federal employees during past shut downs?

Um, who said anyone who calls themselves a Christian has read the Bible?

Well then, whom do we zip tie?

Do you have a heated jacket or vest? It feels like your heated car seat giving you a hug.

Why are all of these enemies of the Russian state so clumsy around windows?

Congratulations, but try flying an aircraft without wings. Or an engine!

Then stay out of the building!

I'm guessing most ICE agents were failing at life BEFORE they started zip tying kids. Or adults. Or teens, tweens, or anyone!

You don't need prayers, you need Yelp!

Just hold your breath, it'll happen. Just because we've all been waiting since 1980....

Clearly, he's good at getting what he wants from them. They'll be putty in his hands.

Great. And when the Supreme Court overturns it? Even if it's upheld, who will enforce it?

Well, yeah. Let Jesus heal 'em.

Wait Donald Trump is using people as pawns? When did THIS start?

I don't find them amusing, but I do enjoy them (mine, not others').

I'll wear that badge. Come and get me, Orange Hitler!

Yep, and it had a terrific cast. And obviously an iconic theme song. Movie themes never hit the charts today like they did in the 70s.

There were just some fireworks in my neighborhood. Did he die?

Nah, they'll blame Obama.

Did that mean we won?

I'm down with that. Locking him up would be a start to winning.

I was there on vacation recently. It was delightful!

Thank goodness there's positive evening news!

I've never eaten a cat. Nor have I ever fed one to a snake. They aren't my favorite animals, though I'm nice to them when I'm around them. But I'm not above teasing my friends who love cats!

What? That should be lining Trump's pockets, not going to a public project!

That's from Trump's letter to the Epsteiniens. It's probably not in any of the editions you're familiar with, yet, but updated versions are on their way soon.

So many cats, so few recipes.

Is it Tylenol?

I don't think he's rich enough.

It's because recent attorneys know the laws and have compunctions about violating those laws.