Dim Javis, Fargield Creator

some say that the song "Summer of '69" is about the Seattle Pilots

some say definitely not and also what

4chan is the powerhouse of the incel

does your significant other perform acts forbibben by the teachings of Islam?

call them your haram bae

imagine if this were the distraction from the Epstein files that finally worked on you

a New Englander-centric dating app called Grinder (for subs only)

Fast Loris is a good af band name

in this country, we have a French EDM/nu-metal crossover deficit to balance, so today I propose:

Deft Punk

thank you for your attention to this matter

8 days, new PR!

me: is "bucko" gender neutral?
@ninasabak.bsky.social: "buckx"
me: woke chicken says what

Tom, Petty:

🎶 You belong among the wildflowers (derogatory) 🎶

An image of ALF, real name Gordon Shumway, the puppet star of the eponymous 80s show, holding a cat between two halves of a loaf of bread. The text over the image is in a Subway sandwich chain-type font and says "Shumway - eat cats.", alluding to the image and to the canonical lore that Gordon do be eating cats.

happy MLB Opening Day, aka the official beginning of a thing which I will use to dissociate for seven months, to all who celebrate

Video of a student in my town who wrote a political op-ed being grabbed off the street by government agents bsky.app/profile/pale...

a man asked for a glass of my kombucha, was asked how he liked it, and said, "I should be politely sipping it"

between this countertop hobby and the band, i'll be keeping my day job.

Boy Cat, by Boy Cat 3 track album

my band released an EP

it stands for "excellent playing", according to our moms. thanks, moms!

boycatmusic.bandcamp.com/album/boy-ca...

one grape makes you larger
and one grape makes you small

Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

Meet the Disabled Vets, Cancer Researchers, and Nuclear Techs Fired by Elon Musk Musk's vulture-capitalist approach to dismantling the federal government may be opening the door to wrongful termination lawsuits.

this is exactly how to frame it, great work by Slate here

joked this morning about there being "red white and blue tide" on the Gulf of America* and was told just now about the Greenland bill

listen up, Rep. Earl L. "Buddy" Carter, if you're gonna steal my material, credit me

p.s. if you enjoyed my article, please employ me. or recommend me to your friends who are hiring. i have 15 years of experience in media and i’m very good at Words, and many other things too.

please help me feed my family (a cat with very expensive dietary restrictions) 🙏🥲

Trump says he has directed Treasury to stop minting new pennies, citing cost President Donald Trump says he has directed the Treasury Department to stop minting new pennies, citing the cost of producing the one-cent coin.

actually stripping copper from the government now lol apnews.com/article/trum...

Average Joe's just beat Globo Gym

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

why does Danny Elfman look like a clown that's been to prison

at some point, if not already, there will be tariffs applied to foreign-made MAGA grift merch (all of it), and people who "can't afford" groceries will still have this political season's hottest Dumb Pride flags dotting their lawns

seeing something (anything) on what passes for the internet now, repeatedly hitting the back button to exit the walled garden, and not stopping until i get back to 2010

it me, i'm the bone dust