michael

throwing this into the sky-void

she is also a big beautiful woman

my girls a bbw
Big
Baby
Weirdo

i cannot

can i get a hell yea

3 years sober today

hero

posting feet to show you that you can dislocate a toe apparently and then someone has to pop it back in

lol there was supposed to be a picture of a baby here

in the hello moto voice for some reason:

hello baby

cute hairdresser said she liked my shirt and called me papa bear
going back to the lab like a conquering hero

alphabetical

retaining copa tejas was one of the few good things austin fc still had in play this year and that is likely gone
today as every day, fuck the city of dallas and jesus ferreira

you know what? fuck st louis

fun game to play while getting allergy shots: anaphylaxis or panic attack? dont choose incorrectly!

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this @jeremygordon.bsky.social profile of steve albini is great

man spotify really sounds like shit when you can just listen to mp3s

so far the sky admittedly doesnt quite have the juice but i am commited to staying and squeezing to see if it can work

more like ass-ton villa

we love napping dont we folks

lets play guitar when i can leave the house again someday. or maybe you can come here this time, all my stuff is out in the shed now where it wont bother anybody

if you are a contender with a gaping hole i can help you

i think john mayer is cool for the record

blake mills is the prince that was promised, john mayer was a false prophet, etc

workshopping a take that blake mills is john mayer for people that think john mayer is uncool

immaculate cunnilingus

clone hanging in a sack of fluid in a sci fi movie lookin ass

accidentally took a selfie with the flash on when i was putting my 3yo to bed

we love to see it

my wife isnt on bluesky so she just thinks ive been in the shower for 30 minutes, she doesnt know ive also been cranking out posts