Dewayne is the first mayoral candidate I've legitimately been excited about in many years.

Amen!

It's always St. Cloud.

I cannot describe how weirdly helpful this bit of information is for me right now. Bless you.

Relateable. It's like the thrill of going to the gym only to find it's closed today.

A burger patty stuffed with melted cheese curds. On a bed of french fries. No bun. The whole thing covered in gravy.

My bronchitis face. There's nothing quite like waking up coughing blood, then spending hours sitting in waiting rooms for xrays and meds to remind you of how truly great our healthcare system is.

I have always loved this photo it's like Wario just convinced Luigi to help him bury Princess Peach.

Thank you! I wish you weren't the one retiring. ❤️

Here for you. 🤝

That was 2022.

I just walked past this this morning. I've always thought that Minneapolis must have one of the highest Cars-Driving-Into-Buildings Per Capita ratios in the country.

Are we supposed to report you to DOGE for this?

Hell hath no fury like a white guy who lost an election to a woman.

SKOL

This is the only non-depressing thing I've seen on my phone today. Thank you.

Okay, I'm going to focus in on some writing for a while. Nobody post anything that might distract me. I'll be checking every five minutes to make sure that tou don't.

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Buttons!

Christopher Nolan could make a six hour movie and I'd wear Depends so I didn't have to walk out.

A funky ass palace of fiber arts. StevenBe on Chicago Ave, Minneapolis.

This is going straight into my lexicon. Someone in my Buy Nothing group made a post about how her son loves hedgehogs and calls them "chogs," which I now think of everytime hedghogs come to mind. Which is often.

Was all the $KNOX that I bought not authentic?

Turning sux

Art Shanties 2025. Keep Minneapolis cold and approachably weird.

Loaves!

I left the dough for this one in the refrigerator overnight after adding the yeast. The flavor and texture were good, but the rise was not good. But a new batch is started. I shall avenge thee!

the church pete hegseth is a part of, the CREC, is led by a lunatic who gives talks about "the lost value of sexism" and wants to drive women out of public life. this fully accords with hegseth's public comments. and he's been selected to run the largest corporation on earth

Same, but my voice says "Oh, dang!" because it doesn't like swearing.

I do this 100% of the time I travel and actually use them about 5%.