Squid Sandwich 🐙🥖

Homeland whining they can’t get a table or even use the restroom. Well, boo fucking hoo, Kristi. You act like Nazis, and then what, expect hugs and hospitality? People don’t want your company or your money. Get fucked.

I always found the name icky.

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Christian nationalist fascism: when they lower masked Gestapo goons from helicopters in the night to smash apartment windows, terrorize residents, and zip-tie and kidnap children for not being white looking enough— and then violate the 1st Amendment by reciting scripture from a government account.

Understand that the Reichstag Fire—the faked emergency Hitler used to seize power—is happening right now in America.

Trump and his goons are lying about crime and who they are arresting to provoke the violence they will justify martial law with.

It's the fascists' final maneuver to end democracy.

Ahem

A Chicago citizen confronts the hypocrisy of a fellow Hispanic man working for ICE, shaming him and making a powerful point by asking how his family ended up in the United States.

You love to see it

MAGA porn. They're creating MAGA porn.

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Scott Jennings is either lying or wildly misinformed about what happened in Chicago. He keeps claiming 37 Tren de Aragua gang members were arrested. As if it excuses zip tying kids.

DHS says 37 were arrested, and only 2 were suspected gang members.

Van Lathan gets it. We can’t lose our humanity.

Priest: *sighs* Not this again. One week since you looked at me…

What is the deal with challenge coins? And when did this become a thing? I know it's a military tradition but seems to have morphed into cosplay for the worst people: dudes with Punisher decals on their trucks, MAGAs, and FBI Director Kash Patel who apparently thinks he’s running a fraternity

This is what happens when you have cosplaying imbeciles who aren’t remotely qualified for their job suddenly are thrust into a leadership position and are desperate to be seen as badass.

Loser.

This clap-back is 🔥

“You think my self-worth is determined by your opinion of me when in reality I know for a fact that I was better than you the day I was born.”

"Your grandparents were born on third base, mine were born in the parking lot but still managed to score before you.” Holy shit!

A terrace overlooking the Med, the view framed by bougainvillea, a round table set with cafe con leche, pan con tomate, and orange juice, and beautiful black and white Pointer dog.

Good morning #bluecrew from Spain 🌊☀️ Pan con tomate, café con leche, and a side of Miss Cookie. Self-service terrace breakfast, sunglasses optional. #breakfastcrew

The Trump administration pardons hundreds of cop beaters who wanted to overturn an election and then it wants to stage this sort of arrest of a former the FBI director investigated Trump’s campaign. Sums it up. No law, no order.

Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows

The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.

So a super wealthy 52 year old aristocrat dated a 19 year old and a decade later, they got married. I'm sure it was a love match.

Republicans have shut down the government over refusing to meet Democrat’s demands to fund subsidies for the Affordable Care Act that are set to expire this year. If the subsidies are not renewed, millions of Latinos could be impacted.

Shite.

😢 me too

Today’s reminder

Just watched someone cut a tomato in their hand with the knife moving towards their palm. Are you trying to audition for the ER? Why not just cut your palm? Would be faster. Get a damn cutting board.

This was unironically in someone's bio 😂

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As Ann Richards said of Dubya, some people are born on 3rd base and think they hit a triple. Others aren’t even given a chance to step up to the plate. And children, especially children, are never to blame for their poverty, their immigration status, or the circumstances that force them into hiding.

Uff. This hit me right in the gut. If not for the luck of when and where I was born, or the family I landed in, I could have been that little girl. You could have been that little girl. We’re all products of the birth lottery.