Seasonal reminder: you can add egg nog to your coffee, oatmeal, IV fluids, etc, and literally NO ONE can stop you. Contrarily, there is not a single person who can make you cave to corporate consumptive festivity. The sun has left us, do what you must to keep going til spring.
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I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
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First soup of November? Potato Leek, a combo of @altonbrown.bsky.social and J. Kenji Lopez-Alt's recipes. But instead of sour cream or buttermilk, I used some leftover mascarpone and goat cheese. And I threw in a bundle of rosemary and thyme bc I didn't use them on the last soup.
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That's $87/wk or one (1) dozen eggs. This man has never set foot in a grocery store.
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Roasted butternut squash, sweet potato, and carrots + sauteed onion, celery, jalapeno, garlic, ginger, and mushrooms, simmered in homemade chicken broth (with a boost from better than bouillon chicken) and coconut milk. Served over rice.
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Roasted root veggie soup in a stock pot on a stove
It is Oct 28th and I've already lost track of how many soups I've made so... Roasted Root Veggie Curry!
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Norfolk
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Me: gotta make a bunch of pumpkin recipes to use up this roast pumpkin I made.
Also me: (almost forgetting to add pumpkin to the recipe) ope
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Soup #2: sweet potato with ginger, coconut milk, goat cheese, and cannelloni beans, all blended together until you can spread it on toast if you like. Served with local apple cider and ginger ale. And grilled cheese, of course.
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Made the official inaugural dinner in the new place (cuz frozen pizza, while a valid meal, didn't get photographed). And bc we started school last week, it was chicken tortellini soup. ๐คง๐ค๐ท ALSO my first time literally cooking with gas and NOTHING BLEW UP ๐
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"Everyday People" by Sly & The Family Stone is a powerful anthem of unity, highlighting that despite differences, all people are equal and should coexist peacefully. Its messages challenged prejudice and celebrated inclusivity, as the band was one of the first major integrated rock groups.
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Would anyone like to unpack all my stuff since we did all the moving pls and thank yew
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Being against the cheeto isn't enough and I'm tired of that being the bar for some ppl. Lots of ppl hate him and still voted for him and we have seen his most epic internet trolls gleefully celebrate "protecting women" by funding anti-trans legislation. We can do better.
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I'm not saying the military can't be used against the civilian population. I'm heavily insinuating that it's an empty fkn threat.
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My point is, active duty military makes up maybe 0.1% of the total population and most aren't combat arms. We spent 20 yrs fighting urban insurgency overseas in countries way smaller a less equipped than us.
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They went to the range one weekend and spent the entire day after that cleaning weapons. You know long it takes to clean a weapon? I got through six. I didn't go to the range, but some senior NCOs just can't stand seeing someone reading a book when they have carbon under their nails.
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I scored a pt test where a guy did 11 push-ups and 3 sit-ups. One woman finished her 2-mile run in 24 min. And she wasn't the last person to finish.
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Ppl: worried abt martial law
Me: I went from active duty to reserves to finish my last year of service. I had to show them how to PMCS the vehicles in the motor pool. It was a transportation unit. My active duty job was bandsman.
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7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
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Capitalism may suck, but at least it lets everyone know exactly how much they are worth to their society
down to the penny
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Standing for long periods hurts my hips and I have a very small kitchen with no room for an electric griddle and baking gives consistent results while griddling depends on the quality of the equipment and the level of attention I can give it.
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Add wet ingredients to dry, stir gently (add milk if too thick). Gently stir in banana slices. Let rest 5 min.
Preheat oven to 350ยฐF. Line sm baking sheet with tin foil and oil. Bake for 15-20 min. Cool in pan for 10min. Stuff face.
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BANANA PANCAKES:
2c ap flour + 1t baking powder + 1/2t baking soda + 1t salt + 2t cinnamon (whisk in lg bowl)
2 mashed RIPE bananas + 1c unsweetened yogurt + 1c milk (or 2c buttermilk) + 4T melted butter + 3T maple syrup (or honey) (stir tog in med bowl)
1 banana sliced thin
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Can't find anyone on Angie's List to build a guillotine. Hmmph.
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Such a great collection!
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