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I can't think of any immigrant in American history who has assimilated worse than Musk. The guy hates most of the people here and wants to hurt us, has open contempt for our traditions or values, and has spent billions trying to destroy our culture to replace it with that of his foreign childhood.

That’s literally the Chuck Schumer strategy: what he imagines might appeal to a fictional Nassau Country couple who haven’t voted for a Democrat since the escalator ride.

Trump hasn’t posted about the Olympics once after stupidly trolling US athletes at the start. It’s odd to have a POTUS who doesn’t congratulate winners like Elana Myers Taylor, Mikaela Shiffrin or Jessie Diggins to name a few. These are all gold medal GOAT’s. He’s such a loser.

It’s impossible to shame shameless people like Bari Taibbi and the Harpers Crew.

Public shaming works.

Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS

Colbert: “Let’s just call this what it is: Trump’s administration wants to silence anyone who says anything bad about Trump on TV because all Trump does is watch TV. He’s like a toddler with too much screen time. He gets cranky and then drops a load in his diaper.”

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Stop telling trans men and women that they *must* vote for someone who would erase their existence for personal political gain.

NEWS: CBS blocked Stephen Colbert from airing an interview with Texas State Rep. James Talarico and ordered him not to mention the cancellation over fear of FCC chair Brendan Carr.

Colbert went on air and revealed it anyway.

“He was supposed to be here, but… 1/

I took a biography of Harriet Tubman out of my Catholic elementary school library so often in the mid 89s that they should have just given it to me.

Bro telling on himself hard.

You should’ve seen that place the day that MrBeast burger opened.

“bUt tHeY hAvE a lOt oF gOoD rEpOrTeRs dOiNg iMpOrTaNt rEpOrTiNg.” — 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

I’m told that this newspaper is vital to the continued existence of the republic.

Neutral Evil.

The Reagan Revolution was an utter disaster for the working and middle class.

“What did we do to deserve that comparison?” — 💩 💩 💩

See also Politico, the Hill, etc.

“Comfort the comfortable. Oppress the oppressed.”

“Yikes.” — JD Vance.

Oklahoma voters get the spineless weasels they choose, in election after election.

Every. Single. One.

You have my wife rolling with these.

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There is a reason why this is one of the most beloved movie scenes ever filmed. It is cathartic.
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That’s because Real Merkens live in rural areas, not cities.

Have fun on the slopes.

This is the reason why I’m certain he won’t be the nominee.

“Bitch, you’re from *Tampa*.” — Radio Guy Chris on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social’s fart joke radio show, nearly causing me to drive into a ditch.