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William D. Richards

@wdrichards.bsky.social

Writer of stories, Relaxing in the forest… Hey, look! It’s Bigfoot!

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Lantern fly perched on a cement curb.

Lantern fly perched on a cement curb.

Lantern flies have reached Massachusetts. 😒

29.09.2025 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess the best response would be: “Thank you for buying my books!”

19.09.2025 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sounds about right.

04.08.2025 01:49 — 👍 9765    🔁 2129    💬 19    📌 75

I’ll strike them with emdashes and then—just to make it stick—trip them with cleverly-hidden, 8–10 endashes! (They’ll never know what hit them!)

02.08.2025 04:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwww! 😸

(Now my cat is looking at me funny…)

02.08.2025 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Taking the EV Leap | William D. Richards Get more from William D. Richards on Patreon

Taking the leap! www.patreon.com/posts/taking...

01.08.2025 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Folks need to keep asking trump about how he colluded with the Russians to manipulate the elections every time he tries to distract from the Epstein files. #8647

23.07.2025 22:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been working for over three years to make this a real.

05.07.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is quite a paradigm shift. I have to change the way I travel. Take a more relaxed way to drive and actually take some breaks.

05.07.2025 16:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A new chapter begins! I can finally 86 gasoline!

05.07.2025 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I simply thought you wrote good stories.

02.07.2025 04:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have proven Relativity beyond the shadow of a doubt!

I put on a kettle of water to boil and watched it. At the same time, I had to go to the bathroom. Time slowed down so much, I could count individual photons as they drifted by.

07.06.2025 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, Americans! Listen up!

If your representative in Congress is refusing to answer your questions or even show up in your district, they are not doing their job. We fire goldbricks.

Start a recall vote and throw them out!

30.03.2025 12:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...

Because it falls perfectly in line with what I expect from the moronosphere, at first glance I thought this headline was real.

Well played, The Onion…

theonion.com/new-law-requ...

29.03.2025 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Stuff you see from a hospital window… #Boston

Not sure what happened, but seems to be a multi-family home that went up.

29.03.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The 47th prezudint of the US wants a “meritocracy-based” government. It seems the only merit he chose for his administration is that they be dumber and less qualified than he is.

26.03.2025 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

About to take a big step……maybe. ⚡️🚗

19.03.2025 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
trump declares himself king of America.

trump declares himself king of America.

HELL NO! TRUMP MUST GO!

20.02.2025 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
06.02.2025 10:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by chocolate chip cookies!

23.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shakin’ it up, I see!

23.01.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A circle (the Moon) with a dot (Mars) to the right of it almost in the 3 o’clock position.

A circle (the Moon) with a dot (Mars) to the right of it almost in the 3 o’clock position.

And the “after” shot—after I recharged my phone enough to get it…

14.01.2025 16:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Republicans have made their position all too obvious over the years.

14.01.2025 16:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The second half—the return of Mars—I had to lie on the frozen ground so I could comfortably watch for it. At 10:42, Mars slipped into view over the limb of the Moon. Happily, at that moment, there wasn't a cloud in the sky. However, my phone's battery drained out just before Mars appeared!

14.01.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A large circle (the moon) with a tiny dot (Mars) in the seven o'clock position to the circle.

A large circle (the moon) with a tiny dot (Mars) in the seven o'clock position to the circle.

Finally! After over 45 years, I have caught an occultation! The Moon passed in front on Mars last night (2025/01/13). Of course, just as it began clouds moved in which meant getting a picture of the actual moment went out the window. Happily, I could still see it with binoculars through the clouds.

14.01.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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William (@WD_Richards@pixelfed.social) 1 Posts, 2 Following, 0 Followers

Not that I expect to use it much, but I just opened an account of Pixelfed, an alternative to InstaGram.

pixelfed.social/@WD_Richards

14.01.2025 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the record, I have done this.

11.01.2025 05:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A complete, visual mishmash in constant motion, completely enhanced by a never-ending cacophony of overlapping noises. voices, and ringing alerts with the addition of random objects popping into one's path.

A complete, visual mishmash in constant motion, completely enhanced by a never-ending cacophony of overlapping noises. voices, and ringing alerts with the addition of random objects popping into one's path.

My brain has officially broken! (BTW: ALL of this is in motion!) (This is so much like real life!)

10.01.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow. I actually managed to crash it. 😲

10.01.2025 12:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am now quite overstimulated!

10.01.2025 12:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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