Sam Grubb

Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

The card board pc boxes lined up is peak.

Well maybe if they would t have dumped all that money into Ghostbusting…

(Or I assume based off the picture here)

My favorite part of Pokémon is looking through the list and seeing one that’s ’a fun cat who likes water’ followed by ‘a daemon engine made of ancient blood stone and fueled by the wailing souls of dead pikachus.’

I need subway crabs

‘Did an alert pop up?’ Uh no

‘Did something else happen indicating it was EDR?’ No…

‘Did anything at all happen that would make you think it was blocked?’ Uhh not really it just didn’t work.

‘I don’t think it was EDR’
Can you just go through hours of logs to be sure?

You know that old comic about stores where a customer asks if they can look for a product in the back and the employee just walks through the door, stands for a bit, then comes back to say ‘nope didn’t see it’ ?

That’s me when a IT person asks if EDR blocked something they were doing.

Absolutely! If I can’t see your logic, I can’t trust what you are telling me.

Screenshot of Pokémon scarlet and violet showing a team of Fuecoco, Gible, Sandile, Axew and Chewtle with nicknames that all have to do with biting.

Just my own experience here but Alpha male type generally really hate when a women can do nothing better then them so this is just confusing.

Like why are you looking for someone who gets mad when you are good at a thing you enjoy?

Hulk want to move ahead, but boss won't let Hulk do that! Hulk swear sometimes that man out to get Hulk!

HULK SMASH WORKING 9 TO 5!! WHAT A WAY FOR HULK TO MAKE A LIVING

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now.

1) Theme Park Magician
2) Helmet Historian
3) Librarian
4) High School Teacher

tumblr user nitewrighter posts: Me: I don’t get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I’m like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it’s the fascism. You’re completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you’re also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you’re going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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Honestly that’s what I want. It’s exhausting keeping up or being hit over the head with the latest inevitable milkshake duck each week.

Also, it assumes a current capitalist view point where any money given must be used to further production. Because the point of life is to be ‘productive’ in their mind so a new bass is a waste, despite the joy it might bring you.

Dr Donald MacKinnon liked to sit under the table during tutorials

There was no neurodiversity in the 1940s, just Oxford Dons.

Five years ago today, George Floyd was murdered by Derek Chauvin.

He should still be alive.

Coney Island or Bagel Dog.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

God does not play dice.

Mars does.

Also they don’t actually own it, ATT or TMobile owns it until they pay it off.

Bluey garbage truck set

this is an insane request but what’s the use of having this many followers if I can’t make insane requests.

do any of you have a kid who is done playing with their Bluey garbage truck set? our dog chewed up the trash cans and my kid is inconsolable. you can’t buy them separately. I will pay you

Me: This job is absolutely perfect and I meet everything they need and more.

Them: we gave it to Dave because we like his hair better.

Me: Fuckin Dave’d again!

Yeah I don’t think I’d go back to rewatch or finish but I enjoyed it at the time and place I was at when I first watched it.

Very similar to How I Met Your Mother. I was in a much different place when I first got into it and when I came back around for a rewatch I realized it wasn’t for me now.

Though Vincent Adultman continues to be one of the funniest running gags in any show.

The first season was inspirational at times, especially the very end with the running metaphor but only from a very board ‘it’s ok to mess up as long as you learn and try better’ sense.

But after that it’s exactly what you said and I honestly stopped watching after the episode you describe above.

learning that Nintendo added all the NPC enemy characters as drivers entirely because some designer drew this cow art one day as a goof and everyone went "wait you're onto something here" has made my entire week

You can’t play 40K by yourself.

Ok you can but it’s awful trust me.

Look I get this is terrible from a ‘what is truth’ perspective but it is incredible as a set of thought experiments or writing prompts.

I mean what would ‘The Last Algorithm’ in the style of Andy Weir look like???

I’ll add that full forensic investigation by cybersecurity people can take 2-3 months depending on the scale.