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And if you think by saying "heal thyselves from thy pain" I am being cruel? You couldn't be further from the truth.

Carrying the pain around with you out of choice baffles me. All you do is make the hurt last forever, rather than heal.

Do the work, or the hurt'll do you in.

02.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lady Nina doesn't really work there, so *hoofs it off*

02.02.2026 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it seems that Madelsohn has been advising billionaires to put pressure on the Chancellor to influence govt policy whilst himself a govt minister?

And passing on restricted govt. documents to a third party whilst in power?

Resignation? a treason prosecution hopefully. Defrock him. Imprison him.

02.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

might merge Lords of the Backstage - Blind Curve into a single 11m18s long track. That would work. If I start with the keyboard out to waterhole, that would be 11m25s but maybe even better.

02.02.2026 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lady Nina doesn't work there, I've decided. Freaks work perfectly the side II suite. Should have been there all along, tbh.

02.02.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ben Tre, 7 Feb 1968, Vietnam.

"It became necessary to destroy the town to save it.โ€

The lesson from this is, that this is entirely avoidable. And now I look at America, and see the billionaires and GOP burning down their own country for profit whilst they shovel money into their own pockets.

02.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and pointing to the "I am innocent" campaign as vindication? which is basically gaslighting apologia? if not himself writing under a pseudonym?

nothing screams out more "narcissist" to me than this.

You can't control what other people think of you.

02.02.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know about him and his... extremely unpleasant behaviour.

I didn't know he was here, mind you. second I found out, i blocked him.

02.02.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Psuedo Silk Kimono (fade out)
2. Kayleigh (7'')
3. Lavendar (album version - starts at bass slide)
4. Bitter Suite (I-IV)
5. Heart of Lothian
(Windswept Thumb - Wide Boys - Curtain Call)
6. Freaks
7. Lady Nina?
8. Lords Of the Backstage
9. Blind Curve
10. Childhoods End - White Feather

02.02.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so, misplaced childhood. Having seperated out the tracks into individual tracks rather than all merged together, and that i very much find waterhole (expresson bongo) barely even good enough to be a b-side, this is how i run it.

02.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

might try and make a good album out of brave next. that'll be a uphill job, i know.

02.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely removing Waterhole Expresso Bongo is a far far better idea to make the album flow better. after that, part 2's individual songs are ok, but they don't really hold together as a piece for me.

02.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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scroll down the link and you get... this. pure gaslighting.

02.02.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

https:// technopathology. substack. com/ p/neil-gaiman-is-innocent-introduction

remove the spaces. Pure apologia.

02.02.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this one? or another?

instant block from me.

02.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

blocked him first time around. didn't realise he had resurfaced.

02.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And thats that. the sealing of any doubt removed.

02.02.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, guess whose back? Instant block.

02.02.2026 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com be gone, you manipulative sex pest.

02.02.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, the level of wilful misinterpretation I see online just astounds me sometimes. And I've read some bullshit in my time, believe me.

02.02.2026 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

www.instagram.com/p/DUOctDJDViP/ is the link to the op

02.02.2026 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The green party candidate for the gorton by-election in manchester comes right out of the gate with an appropriate level of zero fucks given . That line? "The far right will believe anything except working class women" ?

Damn, this is one epic response

I love her sass already

02.02.2026 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing is, such writers think we want to go back to twitter. They couldn't be more wrong.

I like it here, wherever it is.

02.02.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basically Waterhole (Expresson Bongo) is one of the worst Marillion songs ever written, and taking it out of the album makes it a much better listen. And thats the key to the album working for me.

02.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"And it was morning & I found myself mourning, For a childhood that I thought had disappeared.

I saw you, the child, that once loved. The child before they broke his heart, Our heart, the heart that I believed was lost.

she's got to carry on with her life & you've got to carry on with yours."

02.02.2026 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"And it was morning. And I found myself mourning, For a childhood that I thought had disappeared.
I looked out the window,And I saw a magpie in the rainbow, the rain had gone
I'm not alone, I turned to the mirror, I saw you, the child, that once loved. 
The child before they broke his heart, Our heart, the heart that I believed waslost.

Hey you, surprised? More than surprised, To find the answers to the questions, Were always in your own eyes.
Do you realize that you give it on back to her? But that would only be retraced in all the problems that you ever knew, So untrue.
For she's got to carry on with her life, And you've got to carry on with yours.

So I see it's me, I can do anything. And still the child, 'Cos the only thing misplaced was direction
And I found direction.

There is no Childhood's End. There is no Childhood's End.
Cos' you are my childhood friend. Cos' you are my childhood friend.
Oh lead me on.

Hey you, you've survived. Now you've arrived, To be reborn in the shadow of the magpie.
Now you realize, that you've got to get out ofhere. 
You've found the leading light of destiny, Burning in the ashes of your memory. You want to change the world.
You'd resigned yourself to die a broken rebel, But that was looking backward.
Now you've found the light.
You, the child that once loved, The child before they broke his heart. The heart, the heart that I believed was lost
So it's me I see, I can do anything. I'm still the child.
'Cos theonly thing misplaced was direction, and I found direction.There is no childhood's end.
There is no childhood's end.
There is no childhood's end.
I am your childhood friend.
Oh lead me on."

- Childhoods End, Track 9 , misplaced childhood (words by Derek Dick aka Fish)

"And it was morning. And I found myself mourning, For a childhood that I thought had disappeared. I looked out the window,And I saw a magpie in the rainbow, the rain had gone I'm not alone, I turned to the mirror, I saw you, the child, that once loved. The child before they broke his heart, Our heart, the heart that I believed waslost. Hey you, surprised? More than surprised, To find the answers to the questions, Were always in your own eyes. Do you realize that you give it on back to her? But that would only be retraced in all the problems that you ever knew, So untrue. For she's got to carry on with her life, And you've got to carry on with yours. So I see it's me, I can do anything. And still the child, 'Cos the only thing misplaced was direction And I found direction. There is no Childhood's End. There is no Childhood's End. Cos' you are my childhood friend. Cos' you are my childhood friend. Oh lead me on. Hey you, you've survived. Now you've arrived, To be reborn in the shadow of the magpie. Now you realize, that you've got to get out ofhere. You've found the leading light of destiny, Burning in the ashes of your memory. You want to change the world. You'd resigned yourself to die a broken rebel, But that was looking backward. Now you've found the light. You, the child that once loved, The child before they broke his heart. The heart, the heart that I believed was lost So it's me I see, I can do anything. I'm still the child. 'Cos theonly thing misplaced was direction, and I found direction.There is no childhood's end. There is no childhood's end. There is no childhood's end. I am your childhood friend. Oh lead me on." - Childhoods End, Track 9 , misplaced childhood (words by Derek Dick aka Fish)

I've never clicked with Misplaced childhood by Marillion.

Until maybe tonight?

Its still a very patchy, poorly sequenced album esp on side two.

02.02.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Hang on lads, I've got an idea - lets remaster and reissue the album with a new Steven Wilson Remix"

"What about the version given to radio stations, which has versions of the tracks with unique fade-ins and fade-outs, and never before available commericially?"

"Who'd want that? NOPE!"

eejits

02.02.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It wasn't a recommendation ;-)

Self-indulgent, ego feeding wish fulfilment. schtick. makes Jared Leto's influence on Tron:Ares (where he demanded scrfipt rewrites to turn him into basically a cyber Jesus in the real world) look modest

02.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was extremely naive in my twenties and early thirties, took people very much at their word when it came to values, and absolutely destroyed my mental health (and my career) thinking I could publicly demand accountability and survive it whole.

(1/?)

02.02.2026 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1769    ๐Ÿ” 361    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

The drunkard Q's still have some of their Q powers. Q has to keep the rabble in line and try and persuade them not to do Q things whilst hammered.

His redemption arc is thus set.

Various star Trek regulars visit the bar occasionally & he has to tell them he got busted back down to powerless etc.

02.02.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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