Graham Reed 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)

bloody great album too.

You've never seen York Minster until you've seen it in its original colour of "Heavy Metal NWOBHM Red"....

i mean, this is one conspiracy i can definitely get behind with tho

LOOK ITS JUST PROOF HE IS PAID FOR ANTIFA!!! etc. etc. etc.

or death, whichever comes first . . .

ain't no such thing as too much pasta. one can always get more plates. i find 200g / per person to be on the miserly side.

i, like most middle aged people, can fully recover from anything. it just takes enough time.

by enough time, i mean roughly 40 to 50 years

i mean your username does say "innocent" in it...

*laughs in physical media*

this lot are so mindboggingly unintelligent they'd probably cite the social media post i put up with a pic of a fake cheque from antifa as proof that ANTIFA is real.

america is run by the ideologically driven who live an evidence free existence.

everytime i hear a fantastical, evidence free conspiracy theory that comes from a place of confected fear, it sounds like this...

conspiracies sure can be very reassurring to some. it makes them think there is order and design in this universe, not randomness and chaos.

its paradolia

this lot are so mindboggingly unintelligent they'd probably cite the below social media post i put up as proof that ANTIFA is real.

america is run by the ideologically driven who live an evidence free existence.
bsky.app/profile/ipsu...

Boycott the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Empty stadiums are the only way to end this corruption and embarrass Dump + Infantino.

www.strava.com/routes/hikin...

yeah, it says it is a "ufo crash site hike trail", but um... judging by the photos.... wait, were the WU-TANG CLAN even a thing in 1948?

look, most of these skeets are basically just me putting up stuff that i think is funny at the time. take it seriously and there's not much hope for you.

i mean, i don't want to shame anyone, but feel free to tag yourselves...

p.s. if this is you, my inbox is open.

OH SHUDDUP GRAHAM

Man i *LOVE* ED-209.

oh, and while i think about it ; the highlight of the day was the graffitti in the cubicle of the gents in cineworld that read "BOLLOCKS TO REFORM".

a group of ninjas are climbing a wooden structure with a diagram of the human skeleton in the background ALT: a group of ninjas are climbing a wooden structure with a diagram of the human skeleton in the background

anyway, it needs more "i used to be a ninja now i'm a realtor" Michael Dudikoff .

so it could be AMERICAN NINJA 6: NINJA v PREDATOR.

That open letter from Eurovision is mealymouthed BS it might as read

"you may well think that the bed has been shat &if it looks like the bed has been shat & it quacks like the bed has been shat, but indeed the reality is it is has not been shat. now who you going to believe,me or YOUR LYING EYES?"

"You wouldn't know them. They were on a different social media platform. In Canada."

No - its streaming only. Hopefully they'll bundle it on the BADLANDS release as a bonus feature. not even watched Prey yet

Washing up Zero? what is this mythical Washing up Zero of which you speak?

PREDATOR vs. NINJAs.

Follow me for more films we will never see made. But hell, I'd love to watch Predator v. Ninjas.

After 'Violator', 'Ultra' and 'Exciter', I wonder what the next Depeche Mode LP is going to be called.

My money is on 'Gossamer'.

*sniggers like a 14 year old boy....*

OK, 31 years. I'm clearly playing the long - ok, infinite - game here.

MD 20/20. the answer to the eternal question of "What did I do last night, where the heck am I, whose bed is this, and why does it have "Call crimestoppers" stencilled in spray paint on the ceiling?"

in other words - if you can remember what you did last night, you weren't drinking MD 2020.

ikr? I watched Natural Born Killers and didn't even kill anyone. how can that be true?

MY CHEQUE FROM GEORGE SORIS PAYING ME $1500 dollars for being a member of antifa. the banks logo is a big hammer and sickle on a red background, with three dolphins next to it.

I went on my 1st organised event against Fascism in 1994
It has taken 26 years, but look at the BIG DOLLAR rolling in
Just look. Look upon it in envy,mere mortals

I guess I must be a 100% deep state antifa operative shill, now I'm on the payroll. Must be!

p.s. Absolutely not photoshopped, honest