@timbobaggins.bsky.social
Perpetually exhausted, dad, husband, tech. Doesn't write as much as he should. (he/him)
DEATH DO NOT DARE DONT YOU DARE
07.10.2025 23:04 โ ๐ 66 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Troublesome priests and all that?
07.10.2025 23:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A circle of red card with white and blue paint splodged over it in almost straight lines. It is reminiscent of Eddie Van Halen's Red Frankenstrat guitar's decoration.
Five years or so ago, my daughter brought this home from school. A couple of days later EVH died. We think it's a fitting tribute.
07.10.2025 23:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is exciting โ Katherine Rundell is the closest thing we have to a modern Tolkien or Lewis. Her writing is sublime and her passion for childrenโs literature is unrivalled, so itโs brilliant to see she will get to produce and write the screenplays too deadline.com/2025/10/disn...
07.10.2025 22:06 โ ๐ 47 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
06.10.2025 19:36 โ ๐ 6443 ๐ 2824 ๐ฌ 109 ๐ 163Caricature puppet of J.D. Vance in denim overalls and plaid shirt.
Here's the J.D. Vance puppet I designed for Spitting Image. A Hillbilly Effigy, if you will.
#caricature #art
The girl from Ringu crawling out of the TV in the stomach of the Tellytubby, Po.
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07.10.2025 08:37 โ ๐ 182 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1This is a wonderful book!
07.10.2025 16:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A black and white ink drawing of the neolithic tomb known as Wayland's Smithy
This is my ink drawing of Wayland's Smithy, a Neolithic long barrow close to the Ridgeway in Oxfordshire. It is said that if you leave your horse there with a coin then Wayland will magically reshoe it.
The original artwork is now available on my Etsy shop here: shorturl.at/HDzSI
#TombTuesday
The idea that people have been able to claim that Identifying public officials who are working for the state (which pays them with OUR tax dollars) is doxing is just ๐คฏ!
07.10.2025 10:08 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0This is a lie.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. Iโve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
My nan recently had a hip operation, now whenever she makes me a sandwich she serves it on a roof tile with a side of rosemary fries in a miniature bucket.
07.10.2025 07:38 โ ๐ 117 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Hey chums , donโt forget that tomorrow is a special day for a free speech warrior & surprise masturbator to join hands at Riyadh comedy festival (& Jack Whitehall will be there for some splashback) - & theyโll still be on your TV all the time because these values are more acceptable than socialism
06.10.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 268 ๐ 49 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 4If I ever end up with a Trump Dollar coin, I'm donating it to organizations that help trans people and immigrants.
06.10.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why did Gandalf have road rage?
Because a fool overtook.
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
06.10.2025 20:48 โ ๐ 18467 ๐ 6989 ๐ฌ 122 ๐ 365Not stopping to chat in shop doorways is a rule that _should_ be on the list. But not buying cute plants/fluffy little creatures from mysterious shops would definitely be up there.
06.10.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0comic from webcomicname.com, "different" panel 1: pink blob creature: "I want things to be different" panel 2: creature smashes everything panel 3: creature stands in wreckage: "oh no"
as always, the most accurate summation of modern politics ever created
06.10.2025 20:21 โ ๐ 1341 ๐ 289 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 9That's a pity, quarter of a grand is a lot of money all at once.
06.10.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And tere's not as many in charity shops either these days.
I know Humble Bundle did a job lot of them for Kobo ereaders recently - that might still be about.
Same. It's set mostly in an Ankh-Morpork opera house - and that's as far as I've got.
06.10.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The witches are very good fun! Just getting started on Maskerade.
06.10.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I loved the Hitchhikers books! They're next on my list after I've finished my Discworld reread.
06.10.2025 17:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just finished 'Millennium' by Tom Holland: highly recommended if you are curious about the 'Dark Ages' (they really, really weren't dark at all), and it's grippingly written.
06.10.2025 16:26 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Yeah, spy and mystery (with a side helping of science fiction and fantasy) were my bags.
But I know a lot of people enjoyed her immensely - maybe I should see what the fuss was about.
She offered to row the old wizard and the young king out on the lake. When a hand emerged from the water, holding a sword aloft, the king took the sword. And she took hold of the hand, let herself be pulled down, down.
The Lady of the Lake breathed air into her lungs with a laugh.
"You again?"
"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"
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