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Perpetually exhausted, dad, husband, tech. Doesn't write as much as he should. (he/him)

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Modern Classics Summarized: Stranger In A Strange Land
YouTube video by Overly Sarcastic Productions Modern Classics Summarized: Stranger In A Strange Land

youtu.be/3jAkplrZci0?...

07.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DEATH DO NOT DARE DONT YOU DARE

07.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Troublesome priests and all that?

07.10.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A circle of red card with white and blue paint splodged over it in almost straight lines. It is reminiscent of Eddie Van Halen's Red Frankenstrat guitar's decoration.

A circle of red card with white and blue paint splodged over it in almost straight lines. It is reminiscent of Eddie Van Halen's Red Frankenstrat guitar's decoration.

Five years or so ago, my daughter brought this home from school. A couple of days later EVH died. We think it's a fitting tribute.

07.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Disney Bets Big On โ€˜Impossible Creaturesโ€™ & Its Oxford Prof Author Katherine Rundell Disney Bets Big On 'Impossible Creatures' & Its Oxford Prof Author Katherine Rundell, with movies planned.

This is exciting โ€” Katherine Rundell is the closest thing we have to a modern Tolkien or Lewis. Her writing is sublime and her passion for childrenโ€™s literature is unrivalled, so itโ€™s brilliant to see she will get to produce and write the screenplays too deadline.com/2025/10/disn...

07.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

06.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6443    ๐Ÿ” 2824    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163
Caricature puppet of J.D. Vance in denim overalls and plaid shirt.

Caricature puppet of J.D. Vance in denim overalls and plaid shirt.

Here's the J.D. Vance puppet I designed for Spitting Image. A Hillbilly Effigy, if you will.

#caricature #art

21.09.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
The girl from Ringu crawling out of the TV in the stomach of the Tellytubby, Po.

The girl from Ringu crawling out of the TV in the stomach of the Tellytubby, Po.

07.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”

07.10.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 182    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is a wonderful book!

07.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white ink drawing of the neolithic tomb known as Wayland's Smithy

A black and white ink drawing of the neolithic tomb known as Wayland's Smithy

This is my ink drawing of Wayland's Smithy, a Neolithic long barrow close to the Ridgeway in Oxfordshire. It is said that if you leave your horse there with a coin then Wayland will magically reshoe it.
The original artwork is now available on my Etsy shop here: shorturl.at/HDzSI
#TombTuesday

07.10.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The idea that people have been able to claim that Identifying public officials who are working for the state (which pays them with OUR tax dollars) is doxing is just ๐Ÿคฏ!

07.10.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. Iโ€™ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

07.10.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2904    ๐Ÿ” 1633    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

My nan recently had a hip operation, now whenever she makes me a sandwich she serves it on a roof tile with a side of rosemary fries in a miniature bucket.

07.10.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey chums , donโ€™t forget that tomorrow is a special day for a free speech warrior & surprise masturbator to join hands at Riyadh comedy festival (& Jack Whitehall will be there for some splashback) - & theyโ€™ll still be on your TV all the time because these values are more acceptable than socialism

06.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 268    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

If I ever end up with a Trump Dollar coin, I'm donating it to organizations that help trans people and immigrants.

06.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did Gandalf have road rage?

Because a fool overtook.

18.11.2024 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18467    ๐Ÿ” 6989    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 365

Not stopping to chat in shop doorways is a rule that _should_ be on the list. But not buying cute plants/fluffy little creatures from mysterious shops would definitely be up there.

06.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
comic from webcomicname.com, "different"

panel 1: pink blob creature: "I want things to be different"

panel 2: creature smashes everything

panel 3: creature stands in wreckage: "oh no"

comic from webcomicname.com, "different" panel 1: pink blob creature: "I want things to be different" panel 2: creature smashes everything panel 3: creature stands in wreckage: "oh no"

as always, the most accurate summation of modern politics ever created

06.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1341    ๐Ÿ” 289    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

That's a pity, quarter of a grand is a lot of money all at once.

06.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And tere's not as many in charity shops either these days.
I know Humble Bundle did a job lot of them for Kobo ereaders recently - that might still be about.

06.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. It's set mostly in an Ankh-Morpork opera house - and that's as far as I've got.

06.10.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The witches are very good fun! Just getting started on Maskerade.

06.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved the Hitchhikers books! They're next on my list after I've finished my Discworld reread.

06.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just finished 'Millennium' by Tom Holland: highly recommended if you are curious about the 'Dark Ages' (they really, really weren't dark at all), and it's grippingly written.

06.10.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, spy and mystery (with a side helping of science fiction and fantasy) were my bags.
But I know a lot of people enjoyed her immensely - maybe I should see what the fuss was about.

06.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She offered to row the old wizard and the young king out on the lake. When a hand emerged from the water, holding a sword aloft, the king took the sword. And she took hold of the hand, let herself be pulled down, down.

The Lady of the Lake breathed air into her lungs with a laugh.

"You again?"

06.10.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

06.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 488    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

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