Dan Meyers

next reporter who interviews stephen miller should ask him point blank if his goal in minneapolis is to kill more americans

And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone

And here I go like a dumb human, spending hundreds on a mattress...Chip bags would have cost far less, and clearly they're comfortable.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

I am legitimately not happy that MTG is getting death threats, and I also have to triage my concern and empathy these days so unfortunately there are a lot of people ahead of her in line and she helped put a lot of them there.

few fucked around more and i’m not going to muster any sympathy for finding out part

But how would that lower prices? I thought the OTHER countries were supposed to be paying for the tarriffs, right? 🙄

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

I think the destruction of the White House East Wing resonates because it is so viscerally permanent.

But the ongoing destruction of Constitutional order and international law is no less permanent.

There is no repair. We must build anew.

Well, Cal seems to have heard our plea anyway!

Yes. Please score 875 insurance runs in the coming inning. My blood pressure will thank you.

I saw several. Also a kangaroo? 🤣

Geno watches as God raptures a teammate after hitting a grand slam

Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam

Not being even vaguely sarcastic:

At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC

GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

Sadly, he appears to be a one-woman (and one-cat) dude. 😉

To be clear: this headline doesn't claim that Skubal is bad. But it's the "What are the Tigers going to do with him, huh? I'm just sayin" vibe that drives me crazy. They've got a competitive team. They're not going to trade him, because that would be monumentally dumb.

There has been very little joy in my life this year, but seeing the Mariners win the ALDS and watching a truly amazing production of Into The Woods (in the woods!) has done the trick for me this weekend.

found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around

It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll. This is especially true if you play bagpipes, unless you're AC/DC.

I mean, I'll take it. I wouldn't have guessed this about Ken Casey from Dropkick either, but welcome to the party, brother.

I had to watch this game tonight with a co-worker who's a Yankeea fan. It was semi-excruciating.

I love Maine. It's the WA of New England. This guy is great and I hope he wipes the floor with Susan Collins.

So, uh, that's encouraging. Note to self: cash under mattress until further notice. Yay.

Met with an old friend on Monday who recently retired as a financial advisor, to ask for his suggestions on how to leverage my very modest assets as I prepare for life post-divorce. His advice was "don't make any moves just yet because we're headed for a huge and imminent financial disaster."

Oh my goodness - Muni on Matilda’s Instagram- kissing Matilda in Detroit hotel - Is my favorite thing 😻

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