Jamie Bronstein

Its not part of the nation's history and traditions to prevent harm to LGBTQIA people, and so creating the conditions for them to self-deport from planet Earth is completely consonant with ordered liberty. --Clarence Thomas, surely

Did his mom do 8-balls of Tylenol

The Czech is in the male

" the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately, by the grace of god" --Ironically, Thomas Jefferson

I dont understand why the Nazis haven't figured out Miller is Jewish

Orange is the New York

Its the same cross that persecuted people for hundreds of years and still does.

Dude, he's a traitor who literally wants half of the U.S. to die.

Donald Trump is a traitor.

Not NM, surely

To be fair, neither do we

DHS is like:

Bolsheviks? DENIED. Cultural Marxists? DENIED. Globalists? DENIED. Rootless cosmopolitans? DENIED. Lizard people? DENIED. Ki-

I have executed

the escalator

that tried to

Assassinate me

and which

you probably thought

Was just

Malfunctioning

Forgive me

It was the globalists’ fault

Not my cameraman’s

Who is dead now

Im sure the Smithsonian is closed tho

it's probably not.

It makes sense because he considers Democrats enemies of the people, and assumes that all federal employees are democrats.

Rest in Primates

It's Lovecraftian.

I'm with you on that especially today

Meal Team Six probably not compelled to get in shape for it.

None.

"Unless we have the white people and the white culture at the War Department"

I guess Quakers are going to the camps next, since nobody is allowed to be a pacifist.

Baton Rogue

Nobody puts baby in a corner

It was an ok piece of writing. I felt like the author got a bit high on their own supply, stylistically.

Thomas Nagel and the Magic Railroad

war criminal says what

I just wrote them a thank you note

Im going to rhyme it with Al Haig no matter what anyone says