Ozkat

I have craft group tomorrow and I still haven’t started something.

Good news is I found a cut on my hand, the bad news is that I was cutting a jalapeño at the time.

I need to start a photo collection called ‘Hesiod, the World’s Biggest Sook’

I want to craft but don’t know what I want to craft.

If you said Demosthenes I may have cared.

I’m making my boyfriend my ginger chicken soup because he has a cold. It always makes me feel better.

Not Richard Osman making a brief mention of those blonde twins on the internet who mispronounced Da Vinci in his latest Thursday Murder Club book.

Could it be profitable to make bespoke knit wear for people’s labubus?

Has anyone woken Bille Joe Armstrong yet?

afterpay for fuel? sell everything we're at the peak

Jordan has returned from Europe and bought me many gifts.

Look I think I can be insufferable but you are all lucky I cannot compose music because I’d be 100x worse.

I watched the second season of Wednesday and Billie Piper played a werewolf. Every time she was on screen all I could think of was ‘Bad Wolf’.

Hesiod has worked out that Jordan isn’t here and cuddled with me last night. I’m going to be dead to him as soon as Jordan walks through the door tomorrow morning.

Jordan called me from the yarn shop in Switzerland. I am getting yarn. Huzzah!

I love them so much.

Two cushions based on Ancient Greek imagery including black figure way and a jug made of a woman’s head.

The little pop up market on Ann Street had these cushions for sale. The woman who made them explained the fabric was made by her daughter. They are super cool.

Two cushions based on Ancient Greek imagery including black figure way and a jug made of a woman’s head.

The little pop up market on Ann Street had these cushions for sale. The woman who made them explained the fabric was made by her daughter. They are super cool.

I didn't take paracetamol when pregnant (it upsets my stomach), but mysteriously my child was still born autistic. I can't imagine why... 😂

An update on that insane lease term where the landlord owns everything you create during the tenancy:

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

He’s lucky he’s cute

He came into the bathroom and scream-meowed at me when I was having a shower.

I got home from work and he finally had some outdoor time. This was ruined by the Siamese cat next door who hissed at him and he bolted inside.

I praised the cat for only waking me up once wanting Jordan. He then shat on the mat instead of the litter box. How about that.

Went to Pilates for the first time in four or five weeks and I am very sore.

There wasn’t a single man in Tarocash today that didn’t come with a female partner of some description. This includes Jordan btw.

I swear @luxmea.bsky.social cannot post one event in the Listserve without someone having a problem with it.

The best thing about compulsory voting is you can see how the population is very middle of the road politics-wise.

I mean it is objectively funny for someone to think that.