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He/Him Acid Reflux haver, I hope I.C.E collapses soon tbh

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itโ€™s like the equality bad opposite of the nazi summer camp from IASIP

17.08.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it should be 200 feet since you can smell his fuckin rank from there

14.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

republican president and people hating on deltarune, welcome back, 2016.

13.08.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve been watching videos about the holocaust and human reproduction on youtube all day, the algorithm will NOT stop me from watching dwarf fortress videos.

13.08.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think โ€œHelluvadeltastuckโ€ is a better name for this Frankenstein tbh

12.08.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welcome back Martin Luther

09.08.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œjesus died for auraโ€ yea i would die to get biblical amounts of aura too

09.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

helldivers country. clown world.

07.08.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

explaining addiction to an american:

06.08.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my aunt thinks โ€œsimpโ€ is a slur for gay people ๐Ÿซฉ

05.08.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UNGA BUNGA ME POTEMKIN

05.08.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can't emphasize enough how much your direct action, calling these processors every day, has forced these statements and the news coverage to happen. It's so important that we keep going. We have been shown they can bleed so be like sharks. Keep up the pressure and more things will start cracking.

02.08.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3095    ๐Ÿ” 1536    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
A photo of a statue of naked Aphrodite. Her vagina and breasts are covered by the logos for Visa and Mastercard respectively.

A photo of a statue of naked Aphrodite. Her vagina and breasts are covered by the logos for Visa and Mastercard respectively.

and it will remain this way, unless we band together and try to stay afloat.

01.08.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฉถ

31.07.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 631    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES <3

01.08.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

01.08.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Most FAMOUS Toilet On Earth?? | Too Old for Skibidi Toilet
YouTube video by Too Old For This The Most FAMOUS Toilet On Earth?? | Too Old for Skibidi Toilet

Here we goโ€ฆ

youtu.be/s5XCiQuHK8Y?...

31.07.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Rimworld Pawns when I ask them their favorite food:

31.07.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dont like seeing this and now you do too

26.07.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh no not the goonersystem

29.07.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the ultimate cumbination:

29.07.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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taking zinc by itself is fine but you're not really doing it right if you're not taking the full cum stack

29.07.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Songs of Syx

29.07.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you're gonna wanna make sure your game is as friendly to payment processors as possible, something like an online casino that connects 10 year olds to 45 year old roleplaying partners

28.07.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3634    ๐Ÿ” 1170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

โ€œDonโ€™t call because it wonโ€™t workโ€ => MasterCard and Visa both have started saying things to get people to STOP calling. Whether โ€œwe escalated and are expecting a policy updateโ€ or โ€œhere is a boilerplate statement we read to our callersโ€

If they didnโ€™t care, they wouldnโ€™t be deescalating us

28.07.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2209    ๐Ÿ” 1275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

seattle is home to the gayest losers of the entire continental US, and I mean that as the highest compliment I could give.

28.07.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I worked in customer support and, if it's a 'peak' of one day, they will not care. They'll wipe their hands and say "ok, volumes are back to normal, it's fixed"
If after a week they are still receiving pressure... Then they'll begin to get nervous

24.07.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4808    ๐Ÿ” 3810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

bronze age nativity scene

25.07.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey make sure to send me an image of you cracking open a peasantโ€™s skull to drink out of it!

25.07.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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