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NJ wins by a landslide

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Not too sure if this counts but MENACE by Hooded Horse and Overhype just came out

a .44 automag. It has a lacquered wooden grip, might be made of hickory.

I know this doesn’t really count, but a .44 Automag re-chambered for .357 could fit, maybe.

no more gooning in ohio. Tragic. this is what the woke gay left took from us.

they should invent a soda you can drink all day without any health drawbacks

pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ

punxatawney phil is in the epstein files

RIP Epstein you would have loved grooming kids on roblox

yea you’re right now that i think about it. Sorry about that.

right, I shouldn’t have asked tbh.

built like a watermelon that had rubber bands on it lmao

A partially unfinished Abraham Lincoln Disney animatronic. It’s captioned “Four score and seven years ago our Fazbear’s brought pizza.”

withered lincoln is that you

huh? What was it?

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Yes, my laser sidearm requires expensive single-use chemical power cells, takes several minutes to cool off after each shot, has a lethal range measured in dozens of meters under most atmospheric conditions, and blinds the wielder every time it's fired, but consider: it also looks stupid as hell.

having 7-10 guys hold down a disarmed man to only to execute him is reason enough for the next president to send them all to prison for at least 50 years but they’ll pull sum bullshit about “healing and reconciliation” an let them go like they aren’t accomplices to the collective rape of Minnesota.

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

i can't be funny under these conditions

this is such a funny fucking reveal. geoff keighley didnt even get money, he started crying on stage and screaming about how This Is Going to Change Gaming because he genuinely thinks hero shooter slop is the best thing in the industry right now

Scott Adams died? Ong?

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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere

not even day 3 of the year god damnit

It is my strong conviction that there is no conviction harsh enough in our current legal systems to be deserved by the degenerates who created Real Politics Gambling.

A flat, muddy plain with the remains of a few trees, devoid of limbs and leaves peppering the landscape. It’s illuminated in an incredibly spooky red light

unending, pointless, and brutal trench warfare here ❤️

why the fuck does every 40 year old libshit with way too many flags in their bio obsess over trump. They see the color orange and go “YEEEP. REMINDS ME OF THAT GOT DAMNED CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE.” all the time.

dont listen to influencers. if you want to pick up bitches in 2025 you only need one thing: warhammer 40,000 darktide