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Neil deGrasse Tyson is a bitch

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It's in-ground. I don't think a truck will help.

05.10.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't sell a pool though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.10.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Germans have a history of anger issues

05.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just calculated the cost of opening, closing and maintenance on my pool, and I spent approximately $150 for each time I used it this past summer.

05.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What kind of echo chamber do you live in that this is an appropriate response to you? All rights are beliefs. There are no inherent laws of the universe.

05.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have such write-offs to show you.

05.10.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, are words hard for you?

05.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A second bottle of wine has hit the stomach.

05.10.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The difference between Republicans and Democrats is the Republicans brag about their atrocities while Democrats try to hide theirs.

04.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no Opposition Party.

The Democrats are only spectators to atrocities when they're not committing them themselves.

04.10.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He definitely wasn't going to do it, which makes it even funnier that he's in jail for trying to be an internet tough guy for all his fake internet tough guy friends

04.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shane Gillis was the only comedian who had the conscience to say no to a huge sack of money from Saudi Arabia, even after they doubled the offer when he declined.

04.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This whole festival is proof that these piece of shit comedians don't care about "free speech" like they're constantly bitching about, because there was an EXTENSIVE list of topics they weren't allowed to talk about, and none of them complained about it at all.

04.10.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes or no, do you believe healthcare is a human right?

04.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

ACA is shit

04.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes or no, do you believe healthcare is a human right?

04.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Trump's dementia has rendered him a literal child.

04.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're too ignorant to understand it's the truth. The Obama admin committed actual war crimes, known and documented. Obama ordered a drone strike on a wedding. Hillary Clinton had Muammar Gaddafi murdered, they anally raped him with a knife until he died. You're willfully ignorant.

04.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless the child has a medical condition, every parent who doesn't get their children vaccinated should be publicly executed.

04.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just finished Interview with The Vampire last night, and it's probably one of the best television shows ever made.

04.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're blue MAGA. You don't care about any issues, just as long as it's your people driving us off the cliff instead of their people. Democrats have done just as much harm as Republicans. Bill Clinton alone causes an entire generation to graduate into a recession when his mortgage bubble collapsed.

04.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? They spout sexism because it's easy. They don't want to face the fact that she's a self proclaimed centrist.

04.10.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry you're unintelligent. That's how they got you.

04.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a choice between two fascist, you don't choose a fascist. Sorry. Your logic is how we got here in the first place. Every Dem candidate since JFK has been more right wing than the last.

04.10.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Italian "people"

04.10.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you must be a huge fan of Joseph Stalin then, aye Comrade?

04.10.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thursday September 30th 1:00 pm, Albany NY.
4 blocks from the NY State Capitol building, a man is standing inside dumpster looking for food and recyclables.
This is America.

04.10.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You just proved my point. Thanks for playing.

04.10.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're the one who opposed the candidates who could win, not me. Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton had no chance, which was apparent to everyone except the idiots voting for them.

04.10.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, I vote for the candidate that I want to be president, just like you do. The Nazis convince morons that third party candidates can't win. The Nazis sure convinced you.

Tell me - Are you a pedophile yourself, or just support them?

04.10.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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