mary tyler less

i’m still there. i will outlive peelon

a man in a red shirt and black pants is kneeling down on his knees . ALT: a man in a red shirt and black pants is kneeling down on his knees .

it’s tayne tuesday

beug

Yeah I’m into fine dining

IT FELT DISGUSTING 😭

WELL IT FINALLY FUCJING HAPPENED

TOILET SPIDER

IT CRAWLED ON MY ASS AS I WAS SITTING ON THE TOIELT

IM GONNA FICKING KMS MYSELF

my credit score improved and i saved $4.10 at target

it’s always a mf named keith

a man wearing glasses is praying with his hands folded in front of a window . ALT: a man wearing glasses is praying with his hands folded in front of a window .

no u

bringing my dope-ler radar to scan for dope things

this was the dog

almost stepped on this lil one yesterday, i’m glad it moved a bit so i avoided it but i did scoot it off into the bushes

they used me 😭 😭

@pelicantowndyke.bsky.social beugs was fricking on my hand this morning

she gently nudged it so it would crawl on her fingers. it stayed for a few seconds

my oldest was fascinated with a funereal duskywing butterfly in a parking lot yesterday

All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.

sweet moves though

you guys are missing how funny i am on twitter

sowwiiiieeeee~
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i don’t even work here and i quit

and now, your moment of zen