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Michæl Hudson

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It's just a normal hill. Just an innocent hill.

09.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social I dream of Cheezits that are a uniform shape. The ones we get in the UK are best described as irregular.

08.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it's not worth your time to write, it's not worth my time to read.

08.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Here's What You Do | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree View hereswhatyoudo’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!

I heard Here's What You Do on @lateralcast.com this week and I'm now obsessed. If you like quizzes, it's a strong recommend. linktr.ee/hereswhatyoudo

08.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces

a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

07.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 5281    🔁 1112    💬 40    📌 47

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.

07.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@bgstatsapp.bsky.social the Alphabet Challenge in the app doesn't count games that have accents on the starting characters (e.g. Águeda). I've renamed it as a workaround for now.

04.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
BG Stats 5 x 5.
Play count:
20: Harmonies;
11: Next Station: Tokyo;
6: Next Station: London;
4: Sprawlopolis;
3: Casinopolis;
3: Sky Team;
2: Galactic Cruise;
2: Merv: The Heart of the Silk Road;
2: Tea Witches;
2: Lost Ruins of Arnak;
2: Cities;
2: The Lord of the Rings: Duel for Middle-earth;
2: Caper: Europe;
2: Factory Funner;
2: You Know It!;
2: Next Station: Paris;
2: Fiction;
2: Sail;
2: Lacuna;
1: Mosaic: A Story of Civilization;
1: Raccoon Tycoon;
1: Critter Kitchen;
1: Medici;
1: Shadow Hunters;
1: The Quest for El Dorado.

BG Stats 5 x 5. Play count: 20: Harmonies; 11: Next Station: Tokyo; 6: Next Station: London; 4: Sprawlopolis; 3: Casinopolis; 3: Sky Team; 2: Galactic Cruise; 2: Merv: The Heart of the Silk Road; 2: Tea Witches; 2: Lost Ruins of Arnak; 2: Cities; 2: The Lord of the Rings: Duel for Middle-earth; 2: Caper: Europe; 2: Factory Funner; 2: You Know It!; 2: Next Station: Paris; 2: Fiction; 2: Sail; 2: Lacuna; 1: Mosaic: A Story of Civilization; 1: Raccoon Tycoon; 1: Critter Kitchen; 1: Medici; 1: Shadow Hunters; 1: The Quest for El Dorado.

January's #boardgames via #bgstats
I've been trying to play a (non-digital) game a day this year, hence all the solo games.

Picked up Merv as a trade for Red Cathedral which didn't click with us. No regrets, it's a really good addition to the collection.

01.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't like using AI but it's at least useful for figuring out what something is called so you can search for it properly.

30.01.2026 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can spend all evening on Thursday from 8pm watching 5 hours of Michael Caine and Sean Connery.

30.01.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are films scheduled later than they used to, do you think? A lot of these are around 11pm.

30.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The pattern on the glasses also changes sizes throughout.

29.01.2026 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know what you'd call such a crisis, but I just got all maudlin thinking about people I used to know who must be dead by now.

29.01.2026 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a TTRPG group fall apart over an argument about whether it was within his creed of ethics for a Paladin to slaughter a bunch of goblin babies in cages.

29.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

22.04.2024 19:43 — 👍 3542    🔁 1385    💬 15    📌 42

"Are YOU made of meat?"
"Repost and quote this if *you* ALSO communicate by flapping a wet piece of meat around!"

29.01.2026 13:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also you'd have to watch the movie.

27.01.2026 09:34 — 👍 27    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't know it was you behind it. But now it makes sense.

27.01.2026 10:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1
CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN [entering the breakfast room]:

Good morning everyone 

2
CW:
Today’s mission is the hardest one yet:

3
CW:
Having absolutely *no chill whatsoever*.

4 
[Various of the Contestants doing their best ‘disproportionate reaction’ faces]:

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

5 
JADE:
*HAUNTED SIDEYE* 

6 
AMANDA [shaking head, saying out loud]:
Inappropriately solemn reaction shot

7
[In the car en route to the Mission, spotting a few props set up in the woods];

JESSIE:
OH MI GOOOOD 

8 

JESSIE:
What is THAAAAT

[unseen contestant responding off-frame]:
It’s some props in a wood

9
ROXY [in the middle of doing a silly task in the sunny countryside]:

WE’VE GOT TO DO AN ESSENTIALLY UNDEMANDING TASK IN THE PLEASANT COUNTRYSIIIDE 

10
REECE [crying, being comforted by solemn contestants]:

I’m just feeling sad about the silly parlour game

11
MATTHEW [stern face, hand up in the roundtable like he’s a lawyer striking the killer blow]:

Can I just get some clarification on what you meant by… ‘Good morning’?

12
RACHEL [in the staring-murderously-to-camera bit]

I can’t believe he said “Good morning”

[ends]

1 CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN [entering the breakfast room]: Good morning everyone 2 CW: Today’s mission is the hardest one yet: 3 CW: Having absolutely *no chill whatsoever*. 4 [Various of the Contestants doing their best ‘disproportionate reaction’ faces]: Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god 5 JADE: *HAUNTED SIDEYE* 6 AMANDA [shaking head, saying out loud]: Inappropriately solemn reaction shot 7 [In the car en route to the Mission, spotting a few props set up in the woods]; JESSIE: OH MI GOOOOD 8 JESSIE: What is THAAAAT [unseen contestant responding off-frame]: It’s some props in a wood 9 ROXY [in the middle of doing a silly task in the sunny countryside]: WE’VE GOT TO DO AN ESSENTIALLY UNDEMANDING TASK IN THE PLEASANT COUNTRYSIIIDE 10 REECE [crying, being comforted by solemn contestants]: I’m just feeling sad about the silly parlour game 11 MATTHEW [stern face, hand up in the roundtable like he’s a lawyer striking the killer blow]: Can I just get some clarification on what you meant by… ‘Good morning’? 12 RACHEL [in the staring-murderously-to-camera bit] I can’t believe he said “Good morning” [ends]

Last week's comic. I'm new to The Traitors and predictably loved every minute of it

26.01.2026 09:43 — 👍 385    🔁 101    💬 11    📌 8
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I wish the internet was more about people 3D printing whistling mortar bombs for their very happy dogs to chase than arseholes secretly filming unsuspecting people for grifting and humiliation but I guess that ship has sailed

24.01.2026 09:11 — 👍 762    🔁 246    💬 19    📌 22

Fold it up. Put it away. Time for a rest from going on the computer.

23.01.2026 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Drawing of a 10th century man looking mournful.

Drawing of a 10th century man looking mournful.

I drew an avatar for my Cataphracts character, but I'm not paying for Discord Nitro and people on other channels would be confused by it.

23.01.2026 15:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
1st panel: a man pours red paint into a paint tray
2nd panel: the paint touches the tray. a corner of the lines of the tray is not connected
3rd panel: the entire background of the panel is now red, as though the paint tool in MSPaint had been improperly used

credit: Geoffrey Siu

1st panel: a man pours red paint into a paint tray 2nd panel: the paint touches the tray. a corner of the lines of the tray is not connected 3rd panel: the entire background of the panel is now red, as though the paint tool in MSPaint had been improperly used credit: Geoffrey Siu

cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem

13.01.2026 05:36 — 👍 4721    🔁 1324    💬 17    📌 21

This is great. Read it all.

17.01.2026 12:29 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

17.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 2675    🔁 545    💬 32    📌 10
A photo edited to show Jimmy Saville awarding Donald Trump a 'Jim Fixed It For Me' medal, based on the picture of María Corina Machado giving Donald Trump her Nobel Peace Prize. Donald is grinning like a kid that just got a Nintendo for Christmas.

A photo edited to show Jimmy Saville awarding Donald Trump a 'Jim Fixed It For Me' medal, based on the picture of María Corina Machado giving Donald Trump her Nobel Peace Prize. Donald is grinning like a kid that just got a Nintendo for Christmas.

Now then.

16.01.2026 09:17 — 👍 92    🔁 37    💬 6    📌 3
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I would be surprised to learn that nobody has done a similar reality competition show where everyone was tenuously linked WDYTYA? style.

09.01.2026 10:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MISSUS WINKLEMAN
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED THEM
I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES

08.01.2026 23:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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