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Noah Garver

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Psychology graduate student working with Jung on Masculinity. I do political and legal philosophy too, but its complicated because that's not hardly a job anymore these days.

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Going to try this site again, based on the fact that I heard that researchers are finding this site more useful for networking than twitter.

31.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My paper 'Dreaming in Focus: Cognitive and evolutionary perspectives on the functions and mechanisms of sleep cognition' is available on the online first of 'International Journal of Dream Research', and will be in print of April of next year.
journals.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/index.php/IJ...

31.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canonically is this guy the worst person you know who made a great point *or* the guy who's heartbroken that the worst person they know made a great point?

11.03.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not posting my poem because I don't want to embarrass my wife by letting everyone know she beats me

15.02.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's a tip, when they say Inclusive Legal Positivism they are using misnomer for natural law, and that's why the literature has been confused 20 years

15.02.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy I used to make deductions on Montaigne and now I'm applying for labs with an fMRI machine

15.02.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going the opposite way. I can't think of anything. So little to choose from my most recent op-ed was about an album called $ome $sexy $songs 4 U.

15.02.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About what?

15.02.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about umbrellas. I never carried one maybe like 1/20 rain days I would, even when I lived in the umbrella capital of the continent (Vancouver), and was on foot and transit. I always got so wet. Arrive everywhere wet...

15.02.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In major rainy cities they have free ones in a little cylindrical bin at the front of every coffee shop and restaurant.

15.02.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please are there any sociologists in the room. I need help citing a sociological claim. It's for my paper. It's dying.

14.02.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Review - $ome $exy $ongs 4 U (Drake and PARTYNEXTDOOR) Review: Drake and PARTYNEXTDOOR’s Latest Projects – A Mixed Bag of Safe Bets and Missed Opportunities (ideas mine, written with AI)

open.substack.com/pub/noahjohn...

14.02.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually feel quite good about being alive rn

14.02.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

She's considered everything

14.02.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made the girl I love a playlist, she hasn't responded since my relapse

12.02.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not following this thread in current events, but haven't seen on here in a bit. Liking for support.

12.02.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone have recommendations for R100-R200 schools with good quality of life?

12.02.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok phew

12.02.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's crazy on Wednesday's we don't have to do our 4000?

12.02.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's my list for next cycle

UNL
Northwestern
UT - Austin
University of Virginia
Temple
Chapel Hill
University of Georgia

12.02.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Graduate Advisor at UNL said skip the GRE

12.02.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok they have a special Psych GRE and so I am a bit fucked my GRE will not be high, I was basing my thinking on my LSAT being good

12.02.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The last few hours has changed the course of the rest of my life

12.02.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next year I'm applying at the University of Nebraska Lincoln clinical psychology PhD

12.02.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

However, my GRE I think would be my strength

12.02.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Northwestern may be out of reach. Even University of Nebraska has a very high GPA average admittance.

12.02.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the idea of Chicago, I hear its pretty reasonable to live compared to NYC. An obvious route would be to go to Nebraska, where I'd have family support. I have a cousin in Austin, I wonder what like R150 schools are around there.

12.02.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hold an Honours Degree from a top 40 with a mid 3 gpa

I will have a Masters in Psych

I am confident I can at least score 85 percentile on the GRE

Maybe I should just apply for real to a real Clinical Psych PhD. Like why not?

12.02.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually why don't I just apply to a regular public American school. Like Northwestern would be a cool option.

12.02.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I wish it was next year so I could apply!!!!

12.02.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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