Alex Ferri

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

I’m allowed to say that because I attended that forsaken game

you just don’t know ball

also, hates windmills

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all the news that’s fit to print!

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Turns out it was actually:

Go woke OR go broke

God help us all.

A news headlines reads: “3-year old girl finds 3,800 year old scarab amulet during family trip”

oh no

🙏

Where’s his suit?

Happy opening day to those who celebrate. I don’t celebrate since I am a fan of the Seattle Mariners

“I know exactly what I’m doing” - someone who has no idea what they’re doing

time is a flat circle

We can’t replace Abraham Toro. But we can replace him in the aggregate

Work-life balance advocate Jerry Dipoto

Blue MAGA is dunking on dead kids now?

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

little known fact about Dan Wilson: he played for the Mariners in 1995

strongly worded letters have a great track record of stopping fascism. thanks for the hard work kenny!

you ever notice how the menu options have *always* recently changed?

just reposting this every week

you are weak, ineffective, and incapable of leading. retire.

2 likes is honestly impressive. thank you for your service

Sitting down in the shower counts as therapy

The older I get the more I realize the sims had it right all along

“I saw 14 million outcomes.”

“And how many had #NoMoves?”

PRAISE HELIX 🙌

Puff no longer went to play
Along the cherry lane

RIP 🙁