cat

that boy ain’t right

the benemy is closing in

she hates every perfume i let her sniff but she has to sniff them

her face is so :3

the perfect shot and the alternative angle

baby snail time baby snail time baby snail time

benny is quite pleased with my level of availability during the winter storm

The only problems are organizers who use Signal like how folks wore non-sealing surgical masks over their chins during the airborne pandemic and thought it made them safe.

Encryption works; adding everyone you know to an encrypted chat and sending them links to Google Docs is still leaky as fuck.

raccoon shaped

who up shuckin their oyster (and by oyster, let’s jusr say, the world)

some recent bennies

benny and i had our first ever snow day yesterday :)

shrimp

conked tf out

the flattest there’s ever been from the stand point of benny

caught

the absolute shape of her

xenomorph clicking at benny so she knows i intend to pet her and stops trying to eat me

baby worm

my little princess baby sweetie pie!!

this is how i feel when my gf calls me handsome

worm

hehehehehehe

gogort for she

writhing in pain from cramps and benny is just looming over me like a well intentioned gargoyle

benny watching me leave for my gf’s place knowing she gets to go downstairs and steal the boys’ food without retribution tonight

would you smooch her head yes or no

staring into the sun to look at her mommy because she’s a baby!!!