Lex

If he doesn’t yell “ay caramba” when he cums is he really that into you

Not to get too political but I keep my peanut butter in the fridge

Went from being a broke college kid to a dropout killing it in the corporate world and making bank to a burnt out husk back to a broke student to a broke business owner to a person slowly building my lil business doing what I LOVE

reverse cowgirl, so we can solve this Scooby-Doo! mystery together

me: how much chowder do you think that hot tub holds?

realtor:

I respect people who have a consistent social media presence and don't just dump a few weeks of posts in a 2 hour span

She Pokémon my jiggly till I puff

After 16 years, I have OFFICIALLY been moved to a maintenance patient in therapy for the first time ever. You can literally tell me NOTHING right now

I know I have like -4 followers but it's kind of nice just screaming into the void that is bsky

I think the hardest part of finishing up my coursework and starting my career is trying to decide on a company name.

Is listening to Cigarettes After Sex while star gazing manic pixie dream girl of me?

If we can afford to give another $664 billion in tax breaks to the top 1% and spend over $1 trillion on the Pentagon, we can afford health care for the working people of this country.

Humming the Descendants “Clean Sheets” as I reassemble the duvet, still punk as hell

Upton Sinclair was such a baddie

The millennial urge to share every good song with the timeline

Is listening to audiobooks on 3.5x speed indicative of mental illness or do i just hear fast?

Drake's music was only good when he was a Lil' Wayne copycat. I will die on that hill

She Limp my Bizkit 'til I Durst

She Hingle my McCringle until I Berry

A vampire describing their last hookup:

Cancel culture:

Pros-
- erasing ignorance around celebrities' misdeeds
- less overall blind worship of the rich and famous

Cons-
- 90% of my favorite nostalgic pop-punk and emo music now makes me want to frow up

I want my garden whimsical and messy.. like me

This Is Just To Say

I have bathed the dog
Who really needed it
Though she looked at me like it was torture.

Forgive me, pupper.
But you really did smell
Like ass.

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Yes I do think buying from Shein is a moral failure, next question

Wikipedia screenshot of the page of Clotworthy Skeffington the first.

Wikipedia screenshot of Clotworthy Skeffington the second.

The most remarkable thing about Clotworthy Skeffington is that he went ahead and named is first son Clotworthy Skeffington.

I'm about 4 months from completing my medical massage program, and I just accepted a job at a family owned greenhouse. Guys, my dreams are coming TRUE