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I guess we’re about to find out if that Gadsden flag is a rattlesnake or a limp dick.

Not sure I could live with myself if I’d voted to fund this a couple of days ago.

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"We are not supposed to be studying beetles." - Children of Memory by Adrian tchaikovsky

oven

my apartment smells like cookies right now and i'm really enjoying it! i'll post a picture so that you can enjoy the smell too

This should so clearly be called either Whiskey Tango Fridays or Whiskey Tony Fridays.

What we are witnessing is the result of a society whose red line wasn’t genocide.

When people can excuse that, it’s an indictment.

FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women

hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

have you tried horse?

I'm here to defend my fellow Skeetians from trolling online!

anyone here order there pizza pie from pontius pilate with a side of smoked oregano today #SuperBowl #SovereignCitizen #JesusWept

My friend's 6 year old brother wants to learn "Linear Algebra". The children yearn for the lines

It sure is interesting how you showing your math is citing nothing and instead stating your opinion like its fact. The best education systems in the world are the most centralized. tinyurl.com/mvn9a4mj

the wii sports/wii fit dog staring at the viewer

when he tries to pause the frutiger aero chill mix to play "real music"

It's true I'm a master schmoozer.

Hello