the surreal dan tynan

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▫️State-specific variations, annual adjustments & household income can affect max amount

▫️Walmart's net profit (end of 1/25): $19.44B

▫️$3.00/hr raise would reduce or eliminate SNAP for some but, it wouldn't make it uneeded for all ⬇️ income individuals or families

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#Voices4Victory

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The trump DOJ did the dumbest thing possible with “sandwich guy.”

They made a hero out of him.

(Thanks, I’ll show myself the way out.)

Soulless ghouls, the lot of them.

And all 1000 of them are “asshole”.

when a sub becomes a dom.

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Don’t we all already know the answer to that one?

People 1, Billionaires 0 Turns out there are some things money can't buy.

Last night's election results proved at least two things. One: Not everybody in this country has lost their minds, their morals, or their hope for a better future. Two: Money not only can't buy happiness, it also can't (always) buy elections either. #Mamdani

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Love this! Los Angeles, the moment Zohran Mamdani is declared the winner. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

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Clean and beautiful nurses, safely out of range of the pussy grabber.

A young George Putnam, inspiration for bloviating, fictional news anchors.

My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: I actually knew this one!

George Putnam, who started his news show every night with "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" (Being 8 years old at the time, this confused me. I'm right here, George. Where should I be?)

I honestly believed Dick Cheney would never die. I just figured they would continue to replace parts of him until there was no human left, and we had achieved the singularity.

Nov 4

✅️ NYC mayor: Zohran Mamdani
✅️ NJ gov: Mikie Sherrill
✅️ VA gov: Abigail Spanberger
✅️ VA atty gen: Jay Jones
✅️ VA lt. gov: Ghazala Hashmi
✅️ California's Prop 50: pass
✅️ Maine #1: fail
✅️ Maine #2: pass
✅️ CO Prop MM: pass
✅️ PA state supreme court: Dem majority
✅️ MAGA: pissed
✅️ Oligarchs: pissed

He'll make mistakes and be imperfect but when it's sabotage, name it loudly. Don't let people forget who is really screwing them. The robber barons can't abide hope. So hope. Remember what tonight feels like and keep it alight. Keep showing up when they screw with buses and zoning. Hold the line.
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don’t threaten me with a good time.

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Actor Robert Duvall from the movie "Apocalypse Now," savoring the smell of victory (and condiments).

"I love the smell of mustard in the morning."

ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.

Steve Martin performing "King Tut" on SNL in 1978. "He's my favorite honky."

My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: 25 years younger than this guy (at the time):

are they sure he’s really dead? You know how these Hollywood movies go. Just when you’re about to bury them, they rise up from the grave and strike terror yet again.

four seasons total landscaping has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

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A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

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