Chris Adams

Hello! Does anyone happen to have access to the archive of "The New Yorker", I'm looking for a quote from a particular issue way back in 2006. Thanks!

Upset to hear that they've cut the "Cher does admin" / air rights side plot from the Burlesque musical.

Hello, the music you are blasting in your garden on the only sunny Saturday of the year is shit and the whole street hates you x

Friends fear he's at ABBA Voyage again

This morning I was in a queue behind Airline's Jane Boulton, ironically the queue was passport control at Luton Airport.

My extremely niche Snatch Game entry would be Dionne, Senior Store Detective from Porpoise Spit.

BBC playing fast and loose with the definition of a breaking news alert.

For some reason we've been watching the original Planet of the Apes films. These films are wild. In the third one, the apes time travel back to present day Earth and become actual celebrities. Please remake this one next because I want to see them on Big Brother/TikTok etc. #chimpfluencers

The ‘anti-woke’ alternative to the National Trust that’s growing by 10,000 members a year Historic Houses offers cheaper access to more than 300 locations across the UK

I love the National Trust, I love their scones and if that makes me woke then so be it.

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Unhinged advert of the day

I've figured out what's in Cold Harbor

Hear me out: Harmony Cobel but she's played by Moira Rose.

Dressed as post-Prom Carrie White for #WorldBookDay, getting funny looks in the office

Does anyone know why the bottle of 100% cold-pressed pure orange juice has a warning that it may contain celery?

Me when invited to go somewhere or do something

This will be useful for my upcoming business trip.

Has this ever happened before?

The new Bond movie is called Limited Interruptions

They totally got Amanda Holden told off 😬

I have been followed on Instagram by a local branch of Budgen's.

Well that last episode of Big Boys is absolutely devastating isn't it

Good deal on 48x Flakes at WH Smith

Well done to this copy writer

I may have zoned out but why are The Apprentice teams trying to flog a virtual elderly rapper to defunct department store Debenhams and is this now considered an essential business skill

Darren Day as Bill Heslop in Muriel's Wedding the Musical was not on my list this week

I got evacuated from London City Airport, which was DRAMATIC.

Can someone tell me WHAT THE HECK this book was about? Crisps pictured for aesthetics.

Confused and bewildered to take an Avanti West Coast trains journey and not have to subsequently claim Delay Repay.

One per year of his life

The critic they are quoting at the top was a photographer in WORLD WAR TWO.