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Biden could’ve done this 1+ year ago but he didn’t. Biden actively sponsored and perpetuated an unequivocal genocide.

If you are in line to sack Sam Darnold, stay in line. If you are in line before the end of the game, they have to let you sack him.

What was Jesus’ plan for how you should root? 100% recommend trusting in that plan.

Jesus’ plan was for him to not trust him in the first half so he could prove himself in the second. How else are they gonna know it was Jesus making Penn St throw an interception?

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

jean valjean is french for pants more pants

Oof - the adoption storyline in season 2 of #Shrinking is absolutely horrific. Waaay worse than most, and that’s saying something.

I’m god damned sure @teenvogue.bsky.social hasn’t either!

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POLICE PROTECT CAPITAL AT ALL COSTS.

Whenever critics say that abolishing the police will only lead to more private security that are even further shielded from public scrutiny, I’m reminded that police already take millions from Big Oil, tech giants, and a number of multinational corporations

no one whines louder than a billionaire who's afraid someone else might get a few crumbs

For the record Trump has never apologized to E Jean Carroll nor paid the amount he owes. ABC will do both before Trump.

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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

media clearly know how to cover victims and avoid victim-blaming narratives, because I haven't seen any rush to demonize the UnitedHealth CEO by bringing up the insider trading or his DUI or his secret separation

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Supporting a genocide for Israel’s “expansion” and the campaign featuring Liz Cheney vs Walz’s progressive wins didn’t help one bit

This advice is gold.

Anyone else raised to think that turning the dome light on in the car at night risked killing the entire family?

Cybertruck Heartbroken User Demographic, or CHUD for short.

Cybertruck Heartbroken User Demographic, or CHUD for short.

He saw your face in a crowded place and he didn’t know what to do.

A must read. Terrific piece - thoughtful and thought provoking.

“What we’re called to ask is why the murder of one man must be described as unspeakable violence, but the systemic denial of life to 100,000 people is an acceptable business practice.”

Investigators: “Mr Wendt, please go on. Actual names are helpful.”

I think the regular role is next to the official meter stick in the Paris Academy of Sciences

a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths ALT: a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths

TW: poor glasses care

My wife just chucks her sunglasses into her purse - no case or sleeve - and just lets them rawdog it in there…scratches be damned!

The New York Times had entire homepages full of stories on campus antisemitism hearings.

It has not yet written about the biggest human rights organization in the world saying that Israel is committing genocide.

I think you meant we’ve re-greased

Meet BOSS, the largest discovered structure in the universe so far, a wall of galaxies at over a billion light-years across.

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment