Canan Poilot Brain Rot

In the setup to my Krakenverse stories, Izzy starts sleeping with Ben for the security and safety it affords him. When he discovers Ben's true nature, he decides nowhere can be safer than a monster's bed. Call that squid-pro-quo.

(Why did it take me two years to think of that joke?)

izzy hands and his trusty sticker by number book that gang got him. whenever he’s really frustrated he does a page. yes he wears his glasses while he does it also

He would be over the moon about this kind of thing & y'all KNOW I'm right about that.

Con's voice when "IVAN!!"

😳😳😳😳😳

KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.

oh GREAT point! thank goodness for the muzzle and sometimes the blindfold and always the hands tied behind his back 🥰🥰🥰

An image of a robot with a "NO" circle around it and the text "AI IS FOR LOSERS! REJECT FASCISM! THINK FOR YOURSELF! I CAN MAKE ART THAT'S UGLY AND BAD ALL BY MYSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

con o'neill with a rainbow reflection on his right eye (he looks very beautiful)

con o'neill smiling very prettily

HE'S SO BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ he is beautiful 😔❤️‍🔥

Stede has ideas but they’re bad

Ed has good ideas but ooooooh squirrels

Izzy has no idea but he gets shit done

Thus Steddyhands

but IS IT 🧐

(bolts upright from a deep sleep, gasping) t4t izzy/jack

izzy grande dame trans woman jack nasty grinning cowboy trans man

yes they have great sex and smell like weed

i want to be them when i grow up

and yes of course ed sees izzy smiling again and falls in love all over but :) it’s too late! izzy and jack are the cutest nastiest couple and sooooo in love and izzy has moved on!!! good for her!

sorry actually obsessed with jack who watched izzy fall into a horrible depression due to ed and become a mean fucker who never sang or danced anymore and jack thought well, that’s how men like us end up

and then izzy transitions and jack has his beautiful bright friend back and is so in love! AGHH

Izzy thought that fucking after raids and being the only one to call Blackbeard "Ed" was romance.

He was his only friend. The man he protected and even killed for. Someone he loved with all his heart.

And what's wrong with Ed never touching him softly? They're pirates, that's-

(BARKS LIKE A DOG) yeah and uh ed drags him around the ship too right and everyone can see r-right…? 🥰

Kraken Ed should have done the firing Izzy as first mate & making him his personal sex slave thing instead

They probably couldn't put that on telly tho

— “ain’t seen that purdy smile for a while, doll.”

and she grins so hard it hurts her cheek and drags him to the dance floor and if jack is crying a little no one says a fucking word!!!!

calico jack who rips a lot of jokes about trans woman izzy’s gender transition and doesn’t seem very sensitive about it at all

until they’re out one night and jack’s being really quiet and staring and izzy says ‘the fuck are you looking at’ and jack says, all quiet and gruff —

izzy hands at a bar watching jack bent over the table playing pool. his boots are cool and he's wearing fringe jacket and cowboy hat. yeehaw.

"missed it by a hare"

#cjizzy #izzyhands #calicojack #OFMDfanart

Rights line doodle of chibi Izzy chasing a chicken.

Rights line drawing of Izzy holding a chicken. They are both grumpy.

You need to know that @imrights.bsky.social is a genius and you should all join their Kofi.

THANK YOU!!!

god really, look at him

Not enough Vals on the time line, THATS why everything is going downhill!

meadowlark from the bakers wife is an izzy hands song also

The moment Izzy hopped out of their motel bed, he felt the awful sensation of unwanted wetness on his thighs. He was wide awake and furious in an instant. He just had his period two weeks ago!

"Fuck!" Izzy shouted.

"Snar- huh, wuzwrong," Jack asked, voice thick with sleep.

💚🥰💚

Saturday mornings are for quiet contemplation (lying in bed thinking about this lore)

CW oviposition, monster fucking, butt eggs

Izzy is a monk on an island whose society relies on Kraken protection. The Krakens keep away enemies and drive fish into shallower waters, and the island thrives. +

mew chapter of the fang/izzy/jack valentine’s day fic!!!! they burp the baby :) no scat in this chapter but in the next chapter? …. ooooohohoohoho

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October 1: stabbed - dissociation - lost - “Did I do it right?” October 2: loss of a loved one - rescue gone wrong - isolation - “La vida es dolor.” October 3: not allowed to die - bedside vigil - confusion - “I loved you best I could.” October 4: working to exhaustion/injury/illness - shaking hands- hurt/no comfort - songfic October 5: major character death - protective character - “It’s me you want.” October 6: non-con - obsessive character - comfort - “who did this to you?” October 7: Delirium - drugged - holding back tears - stockholm syndrome - sci-fi October 8: revenge - modern au - bleeding out - hospital - voicemail October 9: self-harm - survivors guilt - helplessness - “Oh, shit.” October 10: kidnapped - hidden injury - act of grace - “I’m sorry.”

October 11: blood trail - infection - panic attack - multiple whumpees - “I don’t think anyone’s waiting for me.” October 12: sick while injured - left for dead - innkeepers - whimpering - lovely letters October 13: held at gunpoint - restraints/bondage - altered mental states - “I’m fine.” October 14: put on display - trouble breathing - fight - “You were always gonna realize what I am.” October 15: duel gone wrong - age regression - wound tending - miscommunication “I don’t feel well.” October 16: “Don’t leave me.” - nightmare - sensory overload - emotional whump - canon compliant October 17: breakup - splint - teary eyes - “I thought you were different.” October 18: left behind - brain injury - memory issues - “Don’t make me.” October 19: drowning - fatigue - gravy basket - “Just breathe” October 20: shipwrecked - torture - worse than it seems - phobia exposure - “There’s always an escape”

October 21: firing squad - passing out from pain - flashbacks - “We only have this one life.” October 22: fuckery gone wrong - concussion - trapped - touch aversion October 23: serious illness - bed-bound - guilt - “You ever feel trapped? Like you’re treading water, waiting to drown?” October 24: poisoning - breakdown - overwhelmed - time fuckery/time loop - “You can go.” October 25: apocalypse AU - self-sacrifice - a fate worse than death - “Please don’t go.” October 26: flogging - disobedience - no promises - forced to watch - “It’ll be okay.” October 27: the kraken - grief - post-canon - leather - “I won’t leave you on your own!” October 28: curses - infestation - saved by the enemy - begging for help - betrayed October 29: depression - fatigue - touch-starved - “I’m not a good person.” Oct 30: haunted, mind control, ghosts, “I can’t do this anymore” October 31: mythical creature - good bones - reunion - emotional hurt/comfort - found

Bonus prompts: Amnesia Barely conscious Blackmail Blinding Chronic illness/pain Claustrophobia Coma Cramps Cry for help Disoriented Drugged Forgetting to eat Hanahaki Heatstroke Hypothermia Isolation Jumping to safety Just a cold Lab rat/medical experiment Limping Living weapon Lonely Made to harm self/someone else Mass casualty event Migraine Mutiny Ptsd Seasick Sub drop Truth serum Vertigo Voice loss Whipping Enclosed spaces Breathplay Public humiliation

It's aliiiive! Check out the daily prompt sets below for OFMD Whumptober! ⬇️❤️‍🔥