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"The more we pay him, the more our stock will be worth!"

Impossible to believe this guy doesn't understand how dumb he looks to other Oklahomans by wearing the hat in all of his interviews.

Is this a balding thing? I'm navigating the slalom to being a bald, and I could see the uncertainty driving him to this bit.

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Samer doing the Lord's work on this beat.

Hope he finds a winter boo

"My digestion"

- Nero Wolfe

Haven't been inside a movie theater in years, but I feel obligated to see the new Predator movie, lest the economy collapse.

Braingenius Prof. Shue thinks that corporations are going to use this to give people from underserved communities access to credit

One can only acquire this tensor product of mendacity x credulity x caustically cynicism by getting an advanced degree in business, econ, or computer science.

bro are you fucking kidding me

a woman is ruining my workplace (the bathroom is occupied)

The only genuine class solidarity that actually exists in the United States today is found among large investors and the CEO set.

It would be really easy to dump Fuentes and Carlson and keep the big checks coming into Heritage.

Roberts is quite literally refusing to do so for the love of the game.

I think this guy genuinely doesn't like his job as Speaker and is quiet-quitting by giving his responsibilities - and the chamber's power in the political system - to the President.

The NYT’s Conservative Columnist Wrote a Fantasy Novel. Slate’s Book Critic Has Some Notes. Ross Douthat posted the first chapter, asking “What should I do with it?” We have ideas.

Can't forget about this shit. The women ruining the workplace may have been the publishers who hard-passed on his high fantasy novel pitch.

She ran into a recently-divorced community college government teacher she knew from high school when she was visiting her home town during the summer.

Ordinarily I think the House having a high school-like atmosphere with way too many genuinely dumb people in it is a bad thing for the country.

But this is an appropriate and proportional application of that ethos by Rep. Ansari.

I know Andreessen won't really care because he and the other VC creeps are getting more than their money's worth from Trump, but it is funny that for all they've poured into the GOP they don't have nearly as much clout as traditional big oil and gas.

Mandel Mandel-ing here is funny but also confirms that they are trying *really hard* to offer:

"Chill groyper dudes, let's stay on the same side and go after liberal and secular (fake) Jews together."

It should be humiliating that she's exposing herself and whining about being rejected.

Pelosi steeled W.H. for health push The bill made it to the floor because of the complex partnership between the speaker and Obama.

Too few people know Pelosi stuffed Rahm Emanuel in a trashcan when he tried to pair back the ACA to only cover kids

"Pelosi even coined a term to describe Emanuel’s scaled-down approach: 'Kiddie Care,' according to a person privy to the call"

Paid a big political price, but the ACA is still there.

one of the best to ever do it

Pelosi steeled W.H. for health push The bill made it to the floor because of the complex partnership between the speaker and Obama.

Too few people know Pelosi stuffed Rahm Emanuel in a trashcan when he tried to pair back the ACA to only cover kids

"Pelosi even coined a term to describe Emanuel’s scaled-down approach: 'Kiddie Care,' according to a person privy to the call"

Paid a big political price, but the ACA is still there.

Wow, huge credit to Katie and the rest of the nutrition team at @centeronbudget.bsky.social. USDA has now issued revised numbers because CBPP caught them either accidentally or intentionally making huge errors that would severely underfund SNAP, in direct violation of court orders.

"All disease will be cured!

Which will be great for us in an 'Elysium' sense (love that movie).

We'll have to put a pin in question of how all the people who are are eager to the point of sexual arousal to layoff from their jobs will pay for these new wonder cures."

That guy wrote something called "The Serial Killer Cookbook"?

Never would have pegged him for that, looking at his press photo.

Can't preserve your bodily essence if you're near sick people.

It will be grimly humorous when he claims that he was trying to get help when he had a cell phone in his pocket.

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Some charbroiled, if not broasted, brain cooked-ness from Sen here.

Hanging out a lot with the people inflating the AI bubble is doing incredible things to some journo's brains.

"Now that we've decided this statistical model paired with reinforcement learning is basically a person, who's to say that person shouldn't have a job? Like your job

How dare you be so selfish, denying this individual their right to career fulfillment by working for us for $1.25 per million tokens"

Victory coins for attendees at the Federalist Society convention citing major conservatives wins at the Supreme Court:

There will be many valiant defenders of The Faith.

Some will clip through walls.

Others will have 8 fingers on one hand.

Still others will be literally every home contractor and electrician whom I have met in my county.

It's really easy for the judges in question to lie and say "wasn't me".

Roberts would know, since most of the Justices do so profusely throughout their opinions (via their clerks), or whenever they speak publicly.

How would they even begin to find the judges who spoke up?

The thing these people are really doing is permission-structuring themselves to support actual political violence against their opponents in the coming years.

Somehow I doubt they were this concerned about the Melissa Hortman assassination.