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@farcemajeure.bsky.social

Posting about our poorly run society and my favorite poorly run baseball franchsie(s). Ceci n'est pas Legal Advice.

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Latest posts by farcemajeure.bsky.social on Bluesky

A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword

12.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1008    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

kind of amazed at the ability of fifa to find an inexhaustible supply of belgian guys named like jean-marie van der corruption

06.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CBP Quietly Launches Face Scanning App for Local Cops To Do Immigration Enforcement The app, called Mobile Identify and available on the Google Play Store, is specifically for local and regional law enforcement agencies working with ICE on immigration enforcement.

We are speedrunning "the worst, most dangerous technologies trickle down from military to feds to local police"

www.404media.co/cbp-quietly-...

04.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

05.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 15990    πŸ” 2544    πŸ’¬ 848    πŸ“Œ 190

between cuomo and portnoy, mamdani is poised to kill new york's thriving Allegations Industry

04.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Moving on from Kavanaugh Stops to Kavanaugh Shootings.

03.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1240    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

the post-credits sequence after Hillbilly Elegy has been crazy to experience

31.10.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How I feel about political candidates

22.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1190    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

The treasury secretary told me traders keep selling off pesos so I asked how many pesos he has and he said he just goes to Milei and offers another 20 billion swap line afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding money to sellers and then those sellers started to laugh.

20.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

First good SCOTUS news I've heard in months

17.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2461    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 10

Thinking about how much of their violence has been normalized already, how scenes that caused shockwaves 6 weeks ago are now part of the rhythm of daily life. Watched a TikTok from a daughter who has to do her parents' laundry & get their groceries because they're in hiding. This is just it now

14.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4919    πŸ” 1392    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 46

I’m sick of pointing this out but JB Pritzker, governor of Illinois, put these cops here and bragged about it and wants to be president @govpritzker.illinois.gov

11.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

I do not smoke and badly want a cigarette.

11.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

In some ways this is the government now

08.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10972    πŸ” 1518    πŸ’¬ 430    πŸ“Œ 173

Eugenio SuΓ‘rez, drop the hair care routine, buddy.

08.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

thank you brett kavanaugh!

08.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7440    πŸ” 1998    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 34

These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.

08.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 11776    πŸ” 4136    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 143

I've been saying that this team has the mandate of heaven and can only maybe really lose to the Blue Jays who have the Canadian Mandate of Heaven

08.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of headline from article, with photo of Legal Observers in green headgear. 

This Well-Funded
Legal Org Works To Protect Antifa
Terrorist Cells From
Prosecution
BY: BETH BRELJE
OCTOBER 01, 2025
β€’ 5 MIN READ
KATIE DAVISCOURT, POST MILLENNIAL/X

Screenshot of headline from article, with photo of Legal Observers in green headgear. This Well-Funded Legal Org Works To Protect Antifa Terrorist Cells From Prosecution BY: BETH BRELJE OCTOBER 01, 2025 β€’ 5 MIN READ KATIE DAVISCOURT, POST MILLENNIAL/X

This is a lie. We are NOT well-funded.

02.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

My dad was killed by Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band you son of a bitch

26.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 534    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 2

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

25.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2780    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 8

dunno if 10 hours of livestreamed garment rending and teeth gnashing by the weirdest people on earth is gonna change the fact that they woke all their dragons day one. you're already literally invading america! oh is a second set of gloves coming off? have we seen the end of your famous restraint

22.09.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 958    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

the lesson "it's not the crime it's the cover up" has morphed a bit to: "if there's no cover up can we really say there was a crime?"

21.09.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 616    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Like sports and streaming TV, it's one of the few things that still has broad enough appeal to be a site of friction between right wingers and the broader culture of the US

20.09.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naperville rise up

18.09.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
Reuters
My News
SoftBank Vision Fund to lay off 20% of employees in shift to bold Al bets, source and memo say
By Krystal Hu
September 18, 2025 4:07 PM PDT β€’ Updated 6 hours ago

Reuters My News SoftBank Vision Fund to lay off 20% of employees in shift to bold Al bets, source and memo say By Krystal Hu September 18, 2025 4:07 PM PDT β€’ Updated 6 hours ago

Ancient Mariner β€œstoked” about recent Albatross shooting

www.reuters.com/business/wor...

19.09.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

18.09.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 22331    πŸ” 5054    πŸ’¬ 459    πŸ“Œ 148
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lol Treinen took another L

16.09.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

As someone who spent many hours listening to Kirk’s show on AM radio, I would say that he made Rush Limbaugh seem like Walter Cronkite by comparison, in terms of rhetorical tone and empirical rigor. The subtext of every show was β€œYou don’t hate the left enough.”

11.09.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5005    πŸ” 1253    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 60

No politicians or parties carrying out a genocide can condemn violence.

11.09.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

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