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Ted Long

@tedlong.bsky.social

Writer. Collects garden gnomes, water sundials, and kobolds. Alum, Miskatonic U. Go Squids! Rep: @ajvanbelle.bsky.social

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Movie-style poster showing a man and a rifle sight.  Text reads:  Returning Fire, beware the fury of a patient man, a revenge thriller by Ted Long, agent:  A.J. Van Belle, Booker Albert

Movie-style poster showing a man and a rifle sight. Text reads: Returning Fire, beware the fury of a patient man, a revenge thriller by Ted Long, agent: A.J. Van Belle, Booker Albert

#PosterPit #AG #T #A #NA

Beware the fury of a patient man.

Proud of my revenge thriller #ReturningFire

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A poster, featuring an illustrated portrait of Aubeline de Sterraux from A LEGACY OF BLOOD AND BONE. She is a white woman with brown hair tied in an intricate hairstyle. She wears a black dress with puffed sleeves and white earings. Aubeline is shown kneeling and praying, her head looking up.

The top of the poster is colored, and the bottom part is black and white, the two part being separated by a red stain reminiscent of blood.

The title of the book is in the center. Underneath is more text reading "A novel by Millie Abecassis," then a quote by April Yates reading "A gothic gem, rich with dread, desire, and a magic system as haunting as it is original."

Under the quote are the names of several characters, listed as if they were actors: Aubeline de Sterraux, Vinnie Anneton, Damarisse de Sterraux, and "unhinged dudes."

At the top are Cannes festival-style quotes reading "dangerous body-based magic" and "slow-burn sapphic romance."

A poster, featuring an illustrated portrait of Aubeline de Sterraux from A LEGACY OF BLOOD AND BONE. She is a white woman with brown hair tied in an intricate hairstyle. She wears a black dress with puffed sleeves and white earings. Aubeline is shown kneeling and praying, her head looking up. The top of the poster is colored, and the bottom part is black and white, the two part being separated by a red stain reminiscent of blood. The title of the book is in the center. Underneath is more text reading "A novel by Millie Abecassis," then a quote by April Yates reading "A gothic gem, rich with dread, desire, and a magic system as haunting as it is original." Under the quote are the names of several characters, listed as if they were actors: Aubeline de Sterraux, Vinnie Anneton, Damarisse de Sterraux, and "unhinged dudes." At the top are Cannes festival-style quotes reading "dangerous body-based magic" and "slow-burn sapphic romance."

Forthcoming 10.21.2025 at Brick & Bloom, a spellbinding debut brimming with intrigue and dangerous magic ✨

🌹 Historical fantasy
πŸ‡«πŸ‡· Belle Γ‰poque
πŸ”₯ Slow-burn sapphic romance
🩸 Body-based magic system
πŸ—‘οΈ Family feuds
πŸ—οΈ Gothic vibes

#PosterPit #P #A #F #HF

Request an ARC here: forms.gle/N6awtckRwFGy...

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Evergreen:

06.08.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FDA Drug Approval AI Generates Fake Studies The FDA’s new AI designed to speed up drug approvals has been found to fabricate studies and misrepresent research. What do you think?

Example #3,592 of why we shouldn't use AI: theonion.com/fda-drug-app...

26.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FLβ€”Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...

theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...

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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FLβ€”Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...

theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...

25.07.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You were excellent on The Bulwark. Thank you for your fight.

24.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Perhaps a message that reads "ChatGPT says to stop"?

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The United States Is About to Embark on a Terrifying Experiment in Mass Statelessness This scenario, until recently, might have read like a dystopian projection. But after the court’s decision on Friday, it is no longer hypothetical.

Sobering. slate.com/news-and-pol...

28.06.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Deep Cover Trailer #1 (2025)
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Trailers Deep Cover Trailer #1 (2025)

Deep Cover is a charming film, well worth your time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkyM...

25.06.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My kids did not see the appeal; me RN reading your post:

06.06.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100%. Don't yuck other people's yums.

23.05.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is deeply, deeply dangerous and completely outrageous.

16.05.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Useful post on AI hallucinations and the Worldcon scandal.

08.05.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine went from picky to voracious overnight.

06.05.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Relatable.

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So, We've Entered The 'FBI Arresting Judges' Stage Of Dystopia - Above the Law The FBI posted about the arrest on social media because of course.

Not great. abovethelaw.com/2025/04/so-w...

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Me, begging, tears in my eyes:  please.  please just tell me what the book is about.  the plot.  please
A book annotation on the cover, unfazed:  A Subversive Masterpiece.  A Deep And Touching Story.  The New York Times Bestseller.  Go Fuck Yourself

Me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please A book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

24.04.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Governmental malpractice. Stupidity on a macro scale. Shocking that this regime would do it, but not surprising.

24.04.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Poster with text that reads "Returning Fire" and "Ted Long."  Pictures include:  young man aiming a rifle at camera; forensic investigators tagging evidence; a police car with lights on at night; a woman grieving; a "stop gun violence" sign held up at a rally; and a determined-looking man in a hoodie.

Poster with text that reads "Returning Fire" and "Ted Long." Pictures include: young man aiming a rifle at camera; forensic investigators tagging evidence; a police car with lights on at night; a woman grieving; a "stop gun violence" sign held up at a rally; and a determined-looking man in a hoodie.

Mood board for RETURNING FIRE, my politically charged thriller.

#Thrillernovel #Thriller

21.04.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An entire nation was forever changed and lives were brutally ripped from us on this day 26 years ago in a preventable tragedy at Columbine High School.

Since then, there have been over 400 school shootings due to America’s failed leadership, lax gun laws, and capitulation to the gun industry.

20.04.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3161    πŸ” 826    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 53
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Grad student shot at FSU recounts harrowing moment gunman reloaded as she played dead A Florida State University graduate student shared the harrowing moments she was shot on campus and forced to play dead as the gunman reloaded next to her.

β€œI wanted to call my dad, tell him I loved him.”

But she said she then heard the gunman approach and reload his weapon. She said she heard him calmly say, "Keep running."

Is THIS the America our students truly deserve?

#FSU #FloridaState #Enough #TheTimeIsNow

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Congratulations, Lauren! Welcome to the family.

18.04.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things like this NEVER have to take place, and that is the entire point.

The President is not powerless to prevent gun violence.

America is actively allowing this to happen due to failed leadership, lax gun laws, and complete capitulation to the gun industry.

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Concept art for the novel RETURNING FIRE, by Ted Long.  A man in side profile, wounded but determined, with a red crosshair target on his back.

Concept art for the novel RETURNING FIRE, by Ted Long. A man in side profile, wounded but determined, with a red crosshair target on his back.

Proud to be on sub with RETURNING FIRE, a poignant, politically charged thriller.

When a quiet suburban man loses his son in a school shooting, he targets NRA leadership in retaliation, leading to conflict with both his wife and the determined FBI agent tracking him.

#Thrillernovel #Thriller

15.04.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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