Milli Vanilla

The most sophisticated instrument prior to the Beatles was banging two coconut halves together to make a clip-clop sound, like a horse trotting. Magical.

Skeet more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social it's a hack bit to be like, what's up with that fifth dentist who doesn't recommend toothpaste, but that's exactly who they trot out to fuck up vaccine policy, climate policy, etc all the time now. oh we have to drastically reduce emissions? well, this guy says you should brush your teeth with sand November 1, 2024 at 7:01 AM

Always this.

Sinbad:
1. Sailor
2. Comedian
3. Most succinct version of the Bible

3 images showing “Malk” branded alternative milk. The first two panels are from the Simpsons with Bart saying “My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of “malk”?”, while the right hand panel shows real world bottles of Oat and Almond Malk.

The dairy industry being renowned for the melk of human kindness.

Good to see someone has a sense of humour naming their non-dairy milk “malk”.

“Researchers”.

a rhino is floating in a body of water with the word wild on the bottom Alt: a rhino is floating in a muddy bog

I’m deep brown bog.

A great tribute to your friend.

The investigation is definitely more embarrassing than the wardrobe malfunction.

Fully expect they’ll start playing the songs in reverse to listen for subliminal messages.

Post a banger that’s not in English.

(Extra credit for not being in any language)

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Corrugated bedsheets.

This is awesome, and thanks for the nightmares.

Maybe someone can build an app so you can snap a photo of a guy and it will tell you if he is wearing these glasses, like with a siren and a verbal warning.

a desert landscape with a blue sky and a bunch of plants Alt: a desert landscape with a blue sky and a bunch of plants, with a lone tumbleweed rolling in the distance.

Waiting for the right-to-lifers to rise up in protest about this. Any day now.

I hope they keep the best drafts feature from the old place, which was randomly deleting all of them.

a man says " for the greater good " while talking to another man Alt: Forest Whittaker says " for the greater good " while talking to another man

For the greater good.

YouTube video by MPeopleVEVO M People - Search for the Hero

The X-Men are ok, but I’ve always been more of an M-People fan.

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Absolute banger, and better than the English version.

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

Oh no! Never had that, but yikes!

Honestly, I’d feed it socks if it warned me of the tissues.

My knees would turn to dust.

“Like meatloaf through a straw, …”

Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) shouting “No it’s Becky”. The image is from Star Trek: The Next Generation season 6, episodes 10 and 11, "Chain of Command”.

a man is holding up his hand with a red light coming out of it Alt: Logan 5 (played by Michael York) is holding up his hand to show his life clock flashing red. Image from the film “Logan’s Run”.

Logan’s Run.