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Milli Vanilla

@millivanilla.bsky.social

I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food. Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.

214 Followers  |  359 Following  |  831 Posts  |  Joined: 07.09.2023  |  1.7541

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a man in a hot dog costume has the words it could literally be any one of us above him Alt: a man in a hot dog costume has the words β€œit could literally be any one of us” below him
04.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. You can do molten salt as the coolant. And the great thing is they can just extract that from the lunar oceans.

04.08.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No many people know that Toto’s real name was Terry.

04.08.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the best you can expect is a short list of things he is yet to bone.

04.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe Grok lied to us. I’m stunned.

03.08.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched ICE T’s adaptation of War of the Worlds.

Apparently someone forgot to hire cameras, so they did the whole thing as a Teams chat.

Given a choice between this one, the Tom Cruise version, or stabbing my nads with a fork, I’ll plead the fork.

1 star (for getting Teams to work)

03.08.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would pay to watch this.

03.08.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMany bollards died to bring us this BMW.”

03.08.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Would make a great T-shirt!

03.08.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen Godfatherhood?

03.08.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Samwise Gamgee, saying β€œPo Ta Toes”, and β€œBoil β€˜em, Mash β€˜em, Stick β€˜em in a stew.”

Samwise Gamgee, saying β€œPo Ta Toes”, and β€œBoil β€˜em, Mash β€˜em, Stick β€˜em in a stew.”

I think Samwise’d be a pretty good therapist. He got Frodo through a LOT of shit, including addiction.

03.08.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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B.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing Nickelback A search and rescue call in Kelowna's Boulderfields area turned out to be a lone camper singing to himself in the woods.

Actual headline. Not satire. vancouversun.com/news/bc-camp...

02.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 21

Go onto any motoring forum and ask which oil is best.

03.08.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool way to ensure the seat gets out unscathed, protected by the human it gets inserted into by the force of the ejection.

02.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the US, the rising tide doesn’t lift all boats, it drowns the people who don’t own yachts.

02.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legs is hard ok. They had to do a lot of product testing on shapes, colours. And working out what they are for. It was a real complex thing.

02.08.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.08.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Australian movie Bloodmoon. When it was released in Australia, it included a "Fright Break" part-way through the movie, where you could leave and get your money back if you were β€œtoo scared”.

3/4 full cinema got up and left. The movie was that shit.

02.08.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat with the words try to chill out below him Alt: a man wearing a hat with the words try to chill out below him

Done that. Liked a lot of their posts. Probably why they stopped following me.

02.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! 100 subscribers. So he’s got a big family then?

02.08.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you don’t know snow, just fucken go”.

02.08.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t understand why they didn’t shorten the sentence. β€œRacist backlash” leaves more space in the rag for ads.

02.08.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Expelliarmus it out your Dumbledorehole.

02.08.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not falling for that. That’s a rap.

02.08.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

02.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4336    πŸ” 1015    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 149
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a man in a top hat is holding a sword Alt: A man in a top hat is holding a cleft stick, looking for water.

Previously undetected radioactive contamination. At a nuclear site.

02.08.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You knew [insert middle aged Hollywood star]?

02.08.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not least that MMA is great for one on one fighting, but not so great if the guy has a friend ready to kick you in the head when you go to ground.

02.08.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What skulls?

02.08.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to follow you for this take alone, only to discover I already follow you. So take this as a token for endorsement for mayor or something.

02.08.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0