rubes

Logo of red, white, and blue eagle. Text says “Company. Slogan here.”

Their PFP looks legit to me

I might have to borrow "self-inflicted handjob" if that's ok

That would make it Laymo

Motherfucking wind farms…

If they end up raising interest rates because of the tariffs, Trump might literally explode.

New Gallup poll shows Trump approval rating has fallen to 37%. But there are some bright spots. For example, Trump's support among Democrats has DOUBLED from June to July.

Also the tan outfit

Big Rutabaga strikes again

holy shit lmao

Ohio's 'Edmund Glizzgerald' hot dog boat goes viral nationwide The boat, officially named the Edmund Glizzgerald, was originally built in California in 1975 as a promotional item.

Have just been made aware of the Edmund Glizzgerald

For real, he was so fucking funny in that movie.

Sean Connery's "indoors" becoming "I <3 boobs" on Celebrity Jeopardy

Sean Connery has been cancelled

Accompanied by a picture of Epstein with "MS-13" tattooed on his knuckles

I used to have measles. I still have measles, but I used to, too.

The new motto for Medicaid: "Work will set you free."

who called it Grok and not AI-dolf Hitler

"I do not know with what weapons Orc War III will be fought, but Orc War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Elfstein (possibly)

a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .

Evergreen

You may not have originated this, but I'm stealing it from you, not the originator.

CNN link: "Trump says there's a TikTok buyer that he'll reveal in 'about two weeks'

That's a familiar timeframe

That makes the pinwheel look like a bloody knife. Even more badass.

Chris Farley quizzing Adam Sandler in Billy Madison and rewarding him for answering with the correct year.

Kind of reminds me of

She didn't even win American Idol. Is she truly American?

RAYQUAZA CANNOT QUELL THIS STORM. I CAN. DONATE $8 SO I CAN TELL GROUDON AND KYOGRE TO KNOCK IT OFF.

Leave the WMD's, take the cannoili.

The MAGA Hatfields and the Muskoys

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