Milton Deep Fat Friedman

Yeah, the inherent poster energy just isn't as prevalent here yet. It's too polite. Everyone's nice. You need to feed off the whirlpool of hate that is the other site

A meteor with a five-o-clock shadow and a distressed expression sits at a bar drinking liquor. He says "I'm so fucked up. I can't live with myself knowing the death that I've caused." A person in a trenchcoat with their face obscured behind a hat and scarf walks through the door and asks "are you the meteor that killed the dinosaurs?" The meteor narrows its eyes and replies "Maybe... who are you?" The person is revealed to be a triceratops who puts a gun up to the meteor's forehead and says "you should have finished the job, Mr. Meteor. The meteor grabs on to the barrel of the gun and angrily shouts "DO IT!!! DO IT!!!" A single tears streams down his face.

Absolute banger

He's a really weird one, isn't he. First time I saw The Wire I assumed he was one of us (at least to a degree) then I saw his twitter output years later and was like... mate how did you write that and then are like this

Guaranteed all actual Baltimore street names too. If you can stomach the obvious copaganda then Homicide is a fucking great read

Find someone who looks at you the way this idiot with shit hair looks at Glinner

Got temp banned on the other site for telling Ed that he should cut his ear off for clout. Meanwhile, AdolfPinochet1488 is still sending death threats to JSO kids unimpeded

Can't remember the last time firing up a game made me literally giddy with elation but here we are

My compliments to the chef! Uhh the upholsterer or whatever

Fucking hell, BG3 is absolutely incredible - apologies to my double duty followers, both platforms are gonna be non stop Baldurposting for the next week

The little noises they make!

Oh man thanks for the tip this is great content

Oh sweet lord his little sofa

BG3 clocking in at 122gb with no preload... RIP me playin straight after work on Thurs

They both got immediately destroyed but they saved us from 3 CR16 Iron Golems

Got a pair of immovable rods baby. Campaign done

hey june

Been trying to shower for like two hours but I keep accidentally picking up my guitar and writing absolutely bangin pop hooks

I love being 32 and using apostrophe's wrong

Anyway if you enjoy posts about DM'ing that are so unbelievably vague as to not spoil things for my players give me a follow

Just retweeted a scathing joke about RFK and his 1488 shit then remembered that I'm keeping Bluesky a good vibes only zone. Similar restrictions to my labourposting as on twitter but for all politics stuff except glorious displays of labour power

dril

I will pay for one of these if they're available!

Blue Dot tomorrow baby! Snapped Ankles! Tinariwen! Goddamn PAVEMENT!

Salt beef, gherkin, and lime pickle bagel

You are so wrong about shitting, dude. Really sad to see. Cancelled.

Those Diablo 4 patch notes.... Yikes

Also want it to be a 10/10 banger not just so I can enjoy it but Larian are such a fuckin brilliant company that they really deserve that legacy as one of the all-time great RPG studios (which they already are for me tbf)