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Adam Lauver

@adamlauver.bsky.social

actor/writer/facilitator/queer. housing first, harm reduction, trauma informed care. former top google image search result for "man falls in shower gif"

25 Followers  |  25 Following  |  12 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  1.7544

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I've been edging return windows for most of my adult life and I never knew what to call it until tonight. Thanks, @williebhines.bsky.social, and great show at @bottlerocketpgh.bsky.social!

07.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?

06.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2030    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10
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Minneapolis - Heavyweight In part one, Jonathan and his wife, Emily, check in. In part two, the story of a family forced into hiding after an ICE shooting. Places to donate: Yamelis's GoFundMe Immigrant Law Center of Minnes...

Today, a special episode: Minneapolis. omny.fm/shows/heavyw...

05.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 10
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

14.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6032    πŸ” 1854    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 120
Paddington in Star Trek

Paddington in Star Trek

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784

01.02.2026 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2269    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

"There's been a tragedy. Don't compound it with ignorance." #startrek #starfleetacademy

30.01.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses

28.01.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 22
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Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand

28.01.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1728    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 43
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Borders aren’t real, migration is not a crime.

25.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot emphasize enough that I do not give a shit who does and does not have immigration status here in the USA. Just absolutely not a useful descriptor of a person to me.

25.01.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

My aunt gave us her old Apple IIe computer and floppy disks when I was a kid. Zork I and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (before I even knew it was based on a book) were formative for me. A blast from the past for sure. That narration sure could get cheeky though, couldn't it?

25.01.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t let them focus on the circumstances of the murder of a U.S. Citizen or when they saw his gun…Make them answer what causes an ICU nurse who cared for veterans with no criminal record to risk, then GIVE his life to protect complete strangers.

24.01.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I dunno. Maybe having a mean egomaniac bully in charge of everything wasn’t a great idea.

24.01.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"Alexis Langlois c'est un peu le Quentin Dupieux des homosexuels"

04.12.2024 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good

30.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5489    πŸ” 886    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 13

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

20.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21492    πŸ” 5129    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3566

yeah, my next three okcupid usernames

19.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, β€œWe’ve gotta check that out”

16.01.2026 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1365    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand, Demascus is legitimately great, you should check it out

13.01.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

03.01.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1077    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator

28.12.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1399    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 6

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

27.12.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13185    πŸ” 2662    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 56

every season of The Pitt should have a mass shooting storyline because otherwise it won't be believable

27.12.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@lukeroelofs.bsky.social Hi! I've been having some verging-on-philosophy-of-consciousness conversations about Pluribus, and during one conversation I Googled "What is it like to be a hivemind," and it brought me to your CV, and now I desperately need to know if you're watching and what you think :)

24.12.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter screenshot, 23 December 2016 (and god knows we needed a laugh at the end of that year): Gerry Adams, β€œThis house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now.” Reply from β€˜Eddielzzard'sBeret’: β€œSurely you know someone who can fit a timer.”

Twitter screenshot, 23 December 2016 (and god knows we needed a laugh at the end of that year): Gerry Adams, β€œThis house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now.” Reply from β€˜Eddielzzard'sBeret’: β€œSurely you know someone who can fit a timer.”

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

23.12.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1584    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 24
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"Be Kind, For Everyone is Fighting a Great Battle" Quiet intelligence with civilizational power

"That fathoms of struggle hide in you and in people you love is true too of every stranger, even those who vex and frighten. So is the fact that we and they are more than the sum of our struggles, and we are all capable of surprising ourselves, and of healing and changing, our whole lives long."

21.12.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t cry at the end of IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, you’re empty somewhere important.

29.11.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

Another tear-jerker from Heavyweight. Just excellent.

21.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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