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Seán Lynch

@naes.bsky.social

Used to live in the UK as a bald man. Now living in Norway as a colder, balder man. He/him.

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Left panel: Imelda Staunton as queen elizabeth in the latter seasons of the crown, older white woman looking imperious short Greg white hair wearing pearls and a dress with a purple black and blue paisley pattern. 

On the right a deck from the video game Balatro, the back of the card has a marbled dark and light purple, black, and gold swirly pattern that looks kinda like the paisley

Left panel: Imelda Staunton as queen elizabeth in the latter seasons of the crown, older white woman looking imperious short Greg white hair wearing pearls and a dress with a purple black and blue paisley pattern. On the right a deck from the video game Balatro, the back of the card has a marbled dark and light purple, black, and gold swirly pattern that looks kinda like the paisley

ME: Queen Elizabeth, you better not be dressed like the Magic deck from Balatro when I get there

QUEEN ELIZABETH:

27.12.2024 03:30 — 👍 1122    🔁 143    💬 7    📌 1
baby wario and waluigi. wario says “we don’t wanna attend a tennis school, we just wanna do our own thing.

baby wario and waluigi. wario says “we don’t wanna attend a tennis school, we just wanna do our own thing.

baby wario and waluigi. waluigi says “yeah! tennis is a lot of work. and it was hard enough getting here as babies.”

baby wario and waluigi. waluigi says “yeah! tennis is a lot of work. and it was hard enough getting here as babies.”

i love them

19.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 158    🔁 17    💬 5    📌 1
An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh

An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

19.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 1240    🔁 388    💬 22    📌 14
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Hey @flophousepodcast.com! Needed to let you know that the Million Dollar Prank House basically exists - and it seems exhausting www.instagram.com/reel/DUNGKnB...

19.02.2026 06:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hope you also heard from Norwegian consortium of Nåånan, Nøønan and Næænan.

18.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just had a zoom call with tom niinan, tom nuunan and tom naanan, always tragic to lose one of our own, especially such a talented one.

18.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 89    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 0

I’ve given up for lent.

18.02.2026 07:29 — 👍 67    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 0

My driving instructor, who I got on with and was a nice guy, wasn't always the best at small talk. Driving down the A14, he pointed out the sign to a crematorium and said 'That's where Myra Hindley was cremated.'

18.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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More work on the chunky lad. Need to rework the fleshy growth on the mace a little!

#WarhammerCommunity
#PaintingWarhammer

17.02.2026 10:29 — 👍 114    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0
Duval, in full priest garb, swinging in an SF park next to a child.

Duval, in full priest garb, swinging in an SF park next to a child.

my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

16.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 941    🔁 198    💬 16    📌 15

Watched Open Range for the first time not the long ago and it's such a lovely performance

17.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I said "what a buddy Batou is," fifteen minutes and one crude video edit later, the brainworms gave control back

15.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 201    🔁 67    💬 3    📌 3

Romeo is a Dead Man throws everything at the wall, it keeps mixing things up, you’re constantly just surprised by fucking menus. It’s not even a question of resources or processing power, they found ways that are both more interesting and less intensive for even walking around a ship.

16.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 229    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1
Screenshot of a WhatsApp message I sent to a group chat:
"Anyone planning on seeing the new Martin Clunes movie?"

Screenshot of a WhatsApp message I sent to a group chat: "Anyone planning on seeing the new Martin Clunes movie?"

Asking my friends if they're going to see Wuthering Heights

10.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sending my resume but it's just a link to this review.

09.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Emerging slowly, hatefully from the Elephant's Foot.

09.02.2026 09:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A cell shaded model of the Strike Gundam, it is posed with its shield facing forward with the gun pointed to the sky

A cell shaded model of the Strike Gundam, it is posed with its shield facing forward with the gun pointed to the sky

A cell shaded model of the Strike Gundam, it is posed with its gun and shield lowered and looking over the left shoulder

A cell shaded model of the Strike Gundam, it is posed with its gun and shield lowered and looking over the left shoulder

A cell shaded model of the Strike Gundam, it is posed with its shield raised horizontally with the gun pointed to the sky

A cell shaded model of the Strike Gundam, it is posed with its shield raised horizontally with the gun pointed to the sky

And he’s finally done!

EG GAT-X105 Strike Gundam, cell shade ver.

#Gundam #Gunpla

29.01.2026 21:23 — 👍 100    🔁 24    💬 9    📌 3

SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?

06.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 2030    🔁 383    💬 17    📌 10

The Pope's Wife's Exorcist

02.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

02.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 8703    🔁 1793    💬 1    📌 35
Harris Dickinson as John Lennon playing a tiny children's saxophone.

Harris Dickinson as John Lennon playing a tiny children's saxophone.

They are taking some absolutely insane liberties with these Beatles films.

30.01.2026 15:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

26.01.2026 11:16 — 👍 2752    🔁 545    💬 25    📌 12
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Cybertruck tried to fight Shiva, the ice summon from Final Fantasy

28.01.2026 20:40 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
One of those stag do beer cycle mobile type things, with a pic of Idris Elba as Luther badly stuck into one of the seats. I am 34 years old.

One of those stag do beer cycle mobile type things, with a pic of Idris Elba as Luther badly stuck into one of the seats. I am 34 years old.

Pitching one of these as the vehicle for the next season of Idris Elba's "Hijack"

28.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 18558    🔁 5996    💬 198    📌 107
Let's win the games again marathon the official cigarette of the 1984 Olympics

Let's win the games again marathon the official cigarette of the 1984 Olympics

Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games

28.01.2026 03:13 — 👍 924    🔁 170    💬 17    📌 12
03:56
S02E01 Back February 23 2001

03:56 S02E01 Back February 23 2001

26.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

On console, Pentiment and Chants of Sennaar!

28.01.2026 08:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I played Roottrees on my Mac and it was a wonderful experience!

28.01.2026 08:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Norway, "Taskmaster" is called "Kongen Befaler", which means "The King Commands", while in New Zealand, "Taskmaster" is called "Taskmaster NZ" which means "Taskmaster New Zealand".

27.01.2026 12:28 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

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